Everybody knows that children on the backseat of a car can be the cause of an accident, but did you ever stop to think that accidents on the back seat of a car can result in pregnancies!!! :D

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onzestan

I turned 48 last month, so, no, it hasn't worried me for almost 30 years.

I turned 48 last month, so, no, it hasn't worried me for almost 30 years.

Well I'm 68 but I still remember my last time I did it in a car.

I got very seasick!!! Here's the car :

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onzestan

I got very seasick!!! Here's the car :

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onzestan

Perfectly understandable.

Oh man, I had a 2cv and, well, er, what can I say, I was in my teens!

One of the best cars I ever had. The kids cried when it was finally sold.

One of the best cars I ever had. The kids cried when it was finally sold.

Did you get a good deal on the car and the kids?

CB

As my 'ol dad used to say...

'Thats not a car, its a motorised pram with deckchairs inside'

BTW is that one in the picture made of chocolate?

Dave

...at the end of the consultation the doctor asked heavily pregnant lady if she had any more questions?

"Yes, just one, in what position will I give birth?"

The doctor replied: "Probably similar to the position that you were in when the child was conceived."

"What? in the back of my neighbour's pickup with my legs hanging out of the window!"

Chap in the military in Germany bought a brand new 2CV, it was his pride and joy. He kept it in spotless condition and washed and waxed it every weekend. Three months into this love fest, the howls and tears from the carpark were quite disconcerting. All the cleaning and polishing took away all the paint.

Had a Citroen Jyanne in Iran (the Dyane - Persianised).

Pal of mine liked it, asked me to get him one. Asked around, introduced my pal to a prospective seller and left them to it.

Peter was delighted with his purchase until one day he drove to work - the rest of us did the 50km trip in 40-seat coaches. One of the guys called us all to the back of the coach to look at Peter's car. It was a good 12 inches out-of-track. But handled perfectly.

The great thing abour it in Iran - you could drive off into the desert and if anything went wrong - find the nearest village and there would be a garage and the 12-year-old mechanics could service every thing on a jyanne - useless on any other vehicle.

I learnt about engines on a Ford 7-cwt pick-up (mini-ute to the antipodeans among us) but in Iran Citroen was king.

Pretty certain it was the Shah.......................( ok, ok his middle name could have been Citroen, how the h-ell do I know !!! )