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bkkjames

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I understand, Dingdong, Pingpong.

It is just that I do not believe something like this would ever happen.

You know, things that happened in our past could influence our future.

This whole money thing and nobody understanding it.

And this place pretending to be a place to find love.

It just is not happening.

We need love and lot's of it!

:o

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I am told that with enough money you can buy love..... Also I heard that if you take a big hammer and slam it down real hard on your left foot's big toe you'll forget all about any headache you might think you had...

This is your daily correspondents 'dingdong', 'pingpong', and 'patpong' over and out............ till tomorrow kiddies...............

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Baby it's all good

PEOPLE WHO WEAR HIJAB ARE FREE

the way out into the light often looks dark ... the eyez cant see what is hidden in the hart

Real men are able to appreciate my mind

And aren't busy looking at my behind

The role that we play definitely deserves applause

I will be recognized because I am smart and bright

And because some people are inspired by my sight

The smart ones are attracted by my tranquility

In the back of their mind they wish they were me

And

where ‘tis place to be?

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Actually a serious inquiry this.

Anyone know of any techniques to fight off or reduce the symptoms of vertigo??

Currently at work and feel dizziness and neaseous when moving my head or trying to read my screen (hence cant really search online).

Dont want to puke at my desk :o

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First find a very sharp clean knife...If one cannot be found just use the nearest pencil you find laying around. Quickly take and puncture a hole in the side of your esophagus... Then find a small tube or of course use the hollow cavity of an ink pen (i.e. remove the ink cartridge) and jam it into the hole you previously made in you throat. Next get a roll of duct tape and tape your mouth and nostrils tightly shut. Perhaps your eyes and ears if you really want to feel secure. Sit back and relax.

Now if you puke the chit will go flying out the tube (i.e. hollowed out pen) and whack your coworker in the side of their face..... hence, no puke on you desk.

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