The Off Topic Thread

[mmushr00m]

I am in a foul mood today.

Foul as in bad mood, not fowl as in chicken.

[AlexLah]

I would say have a look at this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1848319/make..._for_halloween/

[zorro1]

As of today I love cats

[dingdongrb]

anyone knows a home remedy for a rash.......down there???

Somewhere I have heard somtum with ketchup works....

[toptuan]

Murphy's Law works overtime in Thailand.

[zorro1]

Just to be safe add ketchup, som tam, yogurt and marshmallows.

[dingdongrb]

Quiet MG is getting hungry.... I can hear her stomach growl.....

[AlexLah]

Oh, I see, you guys have not heard it yet.

I am not sure if I can tell it here.

[dingdongrb]

I just heard it and it's really hard believing what they're saying about you.........pssssssst

[MetroGirl]

My stomach is ok, I’m always well nourished

Just a little headache

Any good instant remedy?

[AlexLah]

I understand, Dingdong, Pingpong.

It is just that I do not believe something like this would ever happen.

You know, things that happened in our past could influence our future.

This whole money thing and nobody understanding it.

And this place pretending to be a place to find love.

It just is not happening.

We need love and lot's of it!

[dingdongrb]

I am told that with enough money you can buy love..... Also I heard that if you take a big hammer and slam it down real hard on your left foot's big toe you'll forget all about any headache you might think you had...

This is your daily correspondents 'dingdong', 'pingpong', and 'patpong' over and out............ till tomorrow kiddies...............

[MetroGirl]

did the toe thingy, but still there

I think I have........the sea to poke somewhere

pai dee ga

will keep poking...'n poking...'n poking...........................................the sea that is

Edited October 21, 2008 by MetroGirl

[AlexLah]

It is good to see you back here MG.

But how about the upcoming Helloween party.

I mean, what to wear?

[MetroGirl]

Baby it's all good

PEOPLE WHO WEAR HIJAB ARE FREE

the way out into the light often looks dark ... the eyez cant see what is hidden in the hart

Real men are able to appreciate my mind

And aren't busy looking at my behind

The role that we play definitely deserves applause

I will be recognized because I am smart and bright

And because some people are inspired by my sight

The smart ones are attracted by my tranquility

In the back of their mind they wish they were me

And

where ‘tis place to be?

[AlexLah]

Inspiring words indeed, MG.

And it shows you are a thinker, same like me.

Never mind the minds that never mind.

It is all there.

We just have to look.

[MetroGirl]

Be who you are

and say what you feel

because those who mind don't matter

and those who matter don't mind

What is mind? No matter

What is matter? oh..Never mind

Edited October 22, 2008 by MetroGirl

[mmushr00m]

Just realised that as I drudge through the streets of BKK after or during a storm, I am actually walking through sewage water. Makes me wonder on the types of bacteria and parasites that are probbaly feasting off me at the moment.

[MetroGirl]

Try this….it’s so good

Umm……my breakfast of champion for today---mom just bought it !!!!

[MasterOfDisaster]

you have to think about all the condoms flushed with all the buffing guts after a crazy night out, lets not forget unhealthy human waist followed by the scum stuck to the walls of a sewer for the past 50 years. I’m hungry think ill order pizza.

[dingdongrb]

Why BKK and why wait for a storm? Take a trip to China and you can freely walk down any sidewalk and feel the ozzing and squishing at your feet from the 'luggies' (aka human lung oysters) that were hacked up by the locals...

[mmushr00m]

Actually a serious inquiry this.

Anyone know of any techniques to fight off or reduce the symptoms of vertigo??

Currently at work and feel dizziness and neaseous when moving my head or trying to read my screen (hence cant really search online).

Dont want to puke at my desk

Edited October 22, 2008 by mmushr00m

[MasterOfDisaster]

Do what I do, puke it up with my mouth closed and eat it again, then you get a free meal.

[zorro1]

Tomorrow I will walk around BKK with my shorts pulled up really high and no underwear.

[dingdongrb]

First find a very sharp clean knife...If one cannot be found just use the nearest pencil you find laying around. Quickly take and puncture a hole in the side of your esophagus... Then find a small tube or of course use the hollow cavity of an ink pen (i.e. remove the ink cartridge) and jam it into the hole you previously made in you throat. Next get a roll of duct tape and tape your mouth and nostrils tightly shut. Perhaps your eyes and ears if you really want to feel secure. Sit back and relax.

Now if you puke the chit will go flying out the tube (i.e. hollowed out pen) and whack your coworker in the side of their face..... hence, no puke on you desk.

[toptuan]

16 pages in just a few days. Wow, a lot of luv needed out here in TV-land.....

On-topic.

[suiging]

We've just had a minutes silence in the office for the demise of Australian Cricket, sad really, some of the girls were actually weeping......................

[thithi]

kill me!

[MasterOfDisaster]

Anyone got a gun?

[thithi]

stay away from me this Friday!