The Off Topic Thread

[AlexLah]

Nobody will even come near you.

Because your feet are very smelly.

[thithi]

oh yeh?

[AlexLah]

It is those shoes ya know.

[dingdongrb]

Hello.... Hello.... Is there anyone in there? (Just nod if you can hear me.)

[thithi]

[nod nod]

[Moonrakers]

Why do rabbits sh*t so much? I mean really, my little'un has one and the thing is just a turd factory.

[MetroGirl]

Hmmm.....of lately,

This is exciting as, peeling a potato !!!

[MetroGirl]

c'mon Alex....I see U below

Let's do something FUN

can U come up w/ something exciting? ---may be about your search for that PANDA or pander box or whatever

We need your brain, for something more EXCITING than of lately!!

B4 I have to go back and do more of.......sea poking again

over to U

Edited October 22, 2008 by MetroGirl

[RakJungTorlae]

Cool.. master o disaster is going to shoot thithi.

Man its to early in the early in the morning for this shit, where’s the news paper.

[MetroGirl]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JA

And with 130 !!! - WOW

TOTALLY COOOL tho

[RakJungTorlae]

Market is crashing again.!!! Yay..

[MetroGirl]

8.5 R-scale???

Okok - it's the moment magnitude scale equivalents to HELP ???? ...Yeah??

Next time then - may be LONDON ?

Edited October 22, 2008 by MetroGirl

[MasterOfDisaster]

I have just been informed that you people have serious mental health issues and you need deep psychiatric counseling. My source is confidential but very reliable, and we have made a friendly wager in regards to you guy not being spastic for at least 24 hrs any where on this Oriental forum, please thou may you all talk loads of retarded shit so I can make a good profit out of it.

Sincerely,

Edited October 23, 2008 by MasterOfDisaster

[thithi]

those posts above there are really off topic ...

[MasterOfDisaster]

it is because Mr. James did he’s duty rounding up the misfits to one well planed location to do everyone a favor, basically he could of posted "RETARDS WELCOM"

[samee4two]

According to your post #291, p12 dated on 2008-10-19 15:41:46 you stated:

Ten five

Incoming message, be ready to recieve.

Use the following key: SS263271245

All in the house must wear black.

Bx2 is the place to be.

The time is ten but when.

MG, I can see you are an openminded and funny person.

Are you ready to, "Experience"

Ah, cool!

We are on top again.

You all should see what I got here, mindblowing really.

hel_l O ween, mmmmmhhhhhh.....

The girl in the blue pants, interesting sight.

But I know what you have, yes I do.

But, black it is what I have chosen.

Although white is not too bad either.

How about red, I hear you think.

I found, "The Key"

After 5 days, I think I got your massage Alex – let me know if I am wrong.

Halloween + costume + black (leather) + white/red undergarment

Bx2 = Boobs got X by leather

SS = prisoner of war (basically confinement)

26327 = ignore first digit (2) and third digit (3). We got 627 -> 6 & 2+7 = 6 & 9 (doggy style)

Are you ready to EXPERIENCE?

Answer is BDSM. NO WONDER M.G. is UPSET.

M.G. I think you are very smart; It took me 5 days to figure this thing out. By the way, can I call you BABE? and I think SMART is SEXY to me. If you read this thread, M.G. and you want to P.M. me – please do not hesitate.

Edited October 23, 2008 by samee4two

[MasterOfDisaster]

Now 3 people are taking to them self's, may I recommend a good clinic?

EDIT:And 69 dose not mean doggy style you idiot.

Edited October 23, 2008 by MasterOfDisaster

[junki3korean]

i am just posting this cause i want hit 1000 post before i finish work

see ya!

[samee4two]

Now 3 people are taking to them self's, may I recommend a good clinic?

EDIT:And 69 dose not mean doggy style you idiot.

Yes - you are right, thank you very much.

[AlexLah]

Samee, bravo!

You have one clue sort of correct.

But it is not the number thing, I give you a clue later.

MG is asking for some FUN.

Hmmmm.......Hmmmmmmm............

How about a game of hide and seek?

And Thithi is on the "hitlist', my goodness, very antaraai here.

Someone asking for a gun........wow!

I have a watergun, would that be fun?

[mmushr00m]

I really like eating chicken for some reason, dont really like beef or pork. I find that they have an "odour" to them.

But I have been told that eating too much chicken gives you gout. Gout???!!! <deleted> is gout anyways? I said to the person that told me.

"Gout" he says, "its some excess skim/scab that grows on your joins and make them stiff.

"Stiff" i say "as in artiritis?"

"yES" he says

"Then its arthiritis" I say

"No, its gout" he says

"gout from chicken?" I says

"yes, you get that scally chicken skin on your joints" he says

and Im thinking "I always thought you were full of <deleted>, and now you just confirmed it".

[dingdongrb]

Let me try to explain a little and as well ask a question or two.....

Yes, as most are aware '69' is not doggie style unless perhaps it is occurring with two dogs...and then wouldn't anything occurring with 2 dogs be 'doggie style'? Hmmmmmm

As far as 'gout' if that means 'stiff joints' then does that mean when I wake in the mornings with a 'stiffy; I have gout? Hmmmmm

Well, well, well, tisn't it another beautiful day in the neighborhood?

(.....and then there are some that think we need some counseling.....Hmmmmmmmm)

....as Rodney Dangerfield once said, "I am all for mandatory drug testing, I just keep running out of drugs to test."

[dingdongrb]

Let me ask this:

How many women out there think that men are <deleted> idiots?

[MetroGirl]

Samee:

Yea SMART is ME !!

But for now I have sworn off MEN for awhile - must be my BAD FungShui month or something

With all their "MOOD SWINGs" - pssst just too girly for ME!!

I'm not going to pm U, and pls don't pm ME, coz in one week I already got 2 pages full to read!!!…..don't want anymore JUNK!!

Alex:

I'm not going to play with U anymore…..U r too NAUGHTY for ME

Oh gosh…."HIDE and SEEK" huh?

No thanks, and I wouldn't want to know what it is U have in mind!!!

May be….U can play w/ Samee?…yeah??

P' DING DING:

Well I don't know about being idiot - just because they're after MOI,

But too CRAAAAZY, for sure.......

NOW: I'm going to do a little MIA, and become a NUN for awhile - detoxing my brain cells

WORD OF ADVICE for girls out there: - do not eat men for brkfst, if u don't want to throw up afterward!!

[MasterOfDisaster]

This is some seriously fuc_ked up shit right here.

Edited October 23, 2008 by MasterOfDisaster

[MetroGirl]

Are you talking about ME, or just "general" huh..... boy?

[MasterOfDisaster]

General, but you are included genius.

[MetroGirl]

Well at least I got some recognition from U, that I’m some sort of “genius”.

Hmmm…… should I say “geeeeee”?……mr tingtong RJT

[MasterOfDisaster]

You are the second person to call me rjt and mr tingtong is always in the Bangkok forum yes I am acquainted with them but I have nothing to do with them. Just they are friends. Maybe tomorrow evening it will be confirmed, ask thithi as she will be there too, or better yet why don’t you join to see for your self?

[MetroGirl]

Don't copy RJT's style, if U want to have another life

And

I have no need to join your little Bangkok forum,.....Mai mee arai nah son jai thao rai

Edited October 23, 2008 by MetroGirl