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nope

i know only No past or present will be no future...

dnt think past and present can be intermixed with the future, cos future comes last then it will become present and then will be past at a time.

:o:D :D

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Bumped into a girl who wanted to be my gik on the weekend.

She was wondering, why I didnt call her.

I said; if I called, you would be girlfriend instead of gik.

She didnt see the humour in it, actually she didnt understand it at all.

i neither see the humour in it but cynical ..... sort of :D

oh maybe becos i'm a typical thai girl... :o

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Cynical? ThiThi you're still too young to be cynical

I was just playing with the definition of Gik....basically just a F friend with no strings attached. But if I call then no longer a gik but a girlfriend.

....or maybe she was wondering why I didnt call her to take up her offer????

Im confused, spent too much time at the Central World beer gardens over the weekend.

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I am dissappointed that everyone I called last night to look at the Smiley Face in the sky thought I was either, drunk, on drugs or insane.

My "better" half thinks the same......& still does about me. She just cannot grasp the actual truth of it all :o

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Slow day at work so I got into a conversation with someone (something I dont usually do).

The topic was..."why do we need to wear u-wear?"

IMO, in modern time (now) there really isnt any need to wear u-wear.

....at which point, everyone stopped conversing with me :o

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A little girl asked her father:

'How did the human race appear?'

The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;

they had children; and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. ?

The mother answered,

'Many years ago there were monkeys from

which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said,

'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the

human race was created by God,

and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'

The father answered,

'Well, Dear, it is very simple.

I told you about my side of the family,

and your mother told you about hers.'

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