The Off Topic Thread

[AlexLah]

You mean for today?

[So1DoG]

Not today but i want to get some and freeze them until the year 2045 and then eat them on my 50th wedding anniversary.

[So1DoG]

My tooth cracked and fell out before while I was eating fish. I had to spit the fish out on the table and dig through it to find my tooth. The wisdom tooth pushed so much presser it just cracked. But now I feel no more pain, but the other half of the tooth is still there and I can't stop playing with it.LOL

When i was about 7 i was eating school dinner A tooth came out, i panicked and spat it on the floor, Headmasters big size 12 stood on it Gutted i lost out on 50p from the toothfairy. tight bitch.

[zaza]

My tooth cracked and fell out before while I was eating fish. I had to spit the fish out on the table and dig through it to find my tooth. The wisdom tooth pushed so much presser it just cracked. But now I feel no more pain, but the other half of the tooth is still there and I can't stop playing with it.LOL

When i was about 7 i was eating school dinner A tooth came out, i panicked and spat it on the floor, Headmasters big size 12 stood on it Gutted i lost out on 50p from the toothfairy. tight bitch.

Pardon? big size 12?? that means you are XSS yourself

[Sarge]

guys just a few questions and let's see if you can come up with quirky replies:

Q1. Have you ever called someone on the phone, and just as they answered, you realize you forgot who you are calling?

A. ...........................................................................

Q2. Have you ever snooped in somebody else's medicine cabinet?

A. ...........................................................................

Q3. Can you burp and let a stink at the same time?

A. ............................................................................

Q4. What happens if you put the "This side up" side face down while popping microwave popcorn?

A. .............................................................................

Q5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

A. ............................................................................

[So1DoG]

My tooth cracked and fell out before while I was eating fish. I had to spit the fish out on the table and dig through it to find my tooth. The wisdom tooth pushed so much presser it just cracked. But now I feel no more pain, but the other half of the tooth is still there and I can't stop playing with it.LOL

When i was about 7 i was eating school dinner A tooth came out, i panicked and spat it on the floor, Headmasters big size 12 stood on it Gutted i lost out on 50p from the toothfairy. tight bitch.

Pardon? big size 12?? that means you are XSS yourself

My foot or my...? i was 7. I was also in 711 today to. 7 is my lucky number

Someone get me a bib :jerk:

[BIGTOE3]

> >> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She

> >> was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew

> >> very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the

> >> newspaper for a ranch hand.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> Two cowboys applied for the job.. One was gay and the other a drunk. She

> >> thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided

> >> to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be sa fer to have him around the

> >> house than the drunk..

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a

> >> lot about ranching.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

> >> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.. You should

> >> go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and

> >> went into town one Saturday night.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no

> >> hired hand.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he

> >> found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,

> >> waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she

> >> directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> ¡Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by

> >> her boot s. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly

> >> watching her eyes in the fire light.

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was

> >> told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If

> >> you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

Then she had a cup of tea and a piece of CAKE.

BT

[Sarge]

guys just a few questions and let's see if you can come up with quirky replies:

Q1. Have you ever called someone on the phone, and just as they answered, you realize you forgot who you are calling?

A. I'd just pretend that it was Jack from #14 and go on whispering sweet nothings and telling him what I wasn't wearing! Oh yes! Breathing and moaning heavily while singing Love To Love You Baby! Then, the person on the other end could decide for themselves if I were singing, moaning, and breathing to Jack or to that giant box of designer chocolates I'm going to for oral pleasure!

Q2. Have you ever snooped in somebody else's medicine cabinet?

A. No, that's too boring! I would rather open someone's septic tank and see how many Polish-sausage-shaped pooplogs I find therein! The two-toned ones are especially fascinating--especially, when they both float and have corn in them!!!

Q3. Can you burp and let a stink at the same time?

A. Not sure about myself, but I bet that both RJT & AlexLah can!

Q4. What happens if you put the "This side up" side face down while popping microwave popcorn?

A. The Mattress Tag Police will arrest you on circumstancial evidence, since you seem to fit into a pattern of the kind of person who would commit the heinous crime of pulling mattress tags off of mattresses!

Q5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

A. Because a bunch of lunatics were in charge of creating the English language--but don't worry, because I've captured them, put them into a fishbowl, and stuck pins into them!

[cashill]

Any one now where the toilets are...........(y.ones)

[cashill]

12 in a row now

[thithi]

some of the taxi drivers r nice. really.

one of them i met last night stopped the meter while i was puking

[RakJungTorlae]

some of the taxi drivers r nice. really.

one of them i met last night stopped the meter while i was puking

SOM NOM NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im going to kill you!!!!!!!!!

[thithi]

errr kill me?

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

splash the voddy on me, fool

Edited December 14, 2008 by thithi

[RakJungTorlae]

Do you know how painful it is to drink a glass of whisky on top of a bottle of vodka?? I cant show my face there for a month!!!!!!!! hahahahahahah

Edited December 14, 2008 by RakJungTorlae

[thithi]

haahahaa u fool! and that's not my fault

why she didnt like voddy eh?

seriously, i passed out in the elevator [yes after puking in front of the soi]. cant rmb how long i was in there but finally the security uncle came to help me and took me in front of my room. that's EMBARRASSING!

next time tell me earlier then i will have some dinner not Starbuck choco!!!!!!

Edited December 14, 2008 by thithi

[AlexLah]

You guys are hilarious.

Wikkie on top of Voddie.

Puking and uncle bringing you to the door....

Please warn me next time you go out, I will bring my camera.

:jerk:

[thithi]

errrr.... the excuse is i did not have dinner!

i was "quite" sober bfor getting in the taxi. the driver used to drive the racing car i guess. :D

what i rmb is there was the car crash last night!

oh and dnt worry we already have the kamela .... RJT's crap cell

RJT - i'm not sure if i had deleted some of the pics u took .... u know druken is not suite with the Techno thingy it was Surface's fault tho cos he pressed this press that.

and send me pics!

Edited December 14, 2008 by thithi

[RakJungTorlae]

Not only do I have pics, I have videos!!! Youtube here we come!!!!!

[thithi]

what????

oh ok youtube is fine as long as it's not TVtube

[AlexLah]

Please provide us the link RJT.

Thithi you will be famous (I guess).

I remember one of my ex collegues took a video of me while me drunk and dancing with his mia noi, ha ha ha.

Embarrasing it was after seeing it back.

All the people in office had seen it......

[RakJungTorlae]

With a bit of common sense it wouldn't be to hard to find once uploaded. HAHAAH perhaps I should charge people to watch it as there is a very long line of rude language in thithi's vocabulary!!! Seriously gave me a stomach ache of laughter watching it!! And there is an elephant in the back ground!!! ROFL!! Where the hel_l a elephant came from!....it came to join the booz heads, classic.!!!

Seriously I,m going to kill you.

[AlexLah]

RJT, there are about 194 entries for Thithi on YT.

Which one?

[RakJungTorlae]

LOL.. narr I just watched it in full screen although its hilarious, it will be way to embarrassing to post it.!! Next time meet up you can watch it on the phone..

[AlexLah]

Is it that baaaaaaad?

Ha ha ha!!!!!!

OK when next meet?

Next week?

[thithi]

HAHAHA!!!! elephant???!!!!

oh sorry it's my pet... i shouldnt let it out

err.... u saw it in SLIM??!!

hello! it's me who gonna kill you if u do it!!!!

what's yr beef huh why u gonna kill this cute thithi?

and plarex if u search with thithi there will be only 194 vids ... try another name

RJT! u will find yr crap cell in the ice box next meetup!

i need the fix! oi oi oi

Edited December 14, 2008 by thithi

[surface]

it was Surface's fault tho cos he pressed this press that.

Ahhem, I was HELPING.

Not only do I have pics, I have videos!!! Youtube here we come!!!!!

Dude, you best be gettin those vidz approved by the talent first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

[thithi]

hahaha that's y he's a FOOL!

yeh i know u were helping ..... but errrr errrr.......

[thithi]

ERIC BANANA ???

[AlexLah]

No it's the bro of this guy.

[thithi]

nooooooooo seriosuly he's Eric bana!

i thought the guy in yr pic is yr partner no?