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thesunset75 Gold Member

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haha..yes im (NOT) sure, we use to work together in BKK at NRCT...funny thing was we rarely talk lately, she engaged to american and moving to US in April.

She wants to see how oversea life like maybe.

No, she wants to see my son but he was in the school.

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BIGTOE3 Silver Member

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so.... u let her c u???

FEMALE? u sure?

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly

> > Gates,

> >> >>

> >> >> he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

> >> >>

> >> >> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

> >> >>

> >> >> St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a

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> >> >> Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'

> >> >>

> >> >> 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

> >> >>

> >> >> 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.

> >> >>

> >> >> 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

> >> >>

> >> >> 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

> >> >>

> >> >> St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have

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> >> >> moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire

> >> >> life.'

> >> >>

> >> >> 'Where's Thithi's clock?' asked the man.

> >> >>

> >> >> Thithi's clock is in Jesus's office.

> >> >>

> >> >> He's using it as a ceiling fan.' :o

:D

BT

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thesunset75 Gold Member

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Sunset, I really do not understand the showing off of Thai girls livingoutside.

You think that showing off makes you look better?

What kind of showing off you mean ?

Living abroad ?

I want to tell my friend that how me and my son doing that call showing off ? :o

By the way I look better even im in Thailand hahaha (than what i wont describe)

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mmushr00m Gold Member

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Woohoo, going home to TO for a vacation in FEB with the missus.

Heheh and she thought 15c in BKK was cold.....actually I thought it was cold too. So TO in FEB will be FREEZING!!!!!

Already got my mates to get me hockey tickets. Missus will see a real sport instead of a bunch of nancy boys chasing a ball on soft green grass and falling over like being shot at the slightest touch.

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RakJungTorlae Gold Member

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Hey! does anyone remember Alexth on TV? I think he was managing Sanitka club,right? is he alright?

I know who you're talking about, he was just an organizer of some models night at there. Or something along those lines, well no deaths under the name Alex anyway.

But an Alex form UK was Injured and hospitalized. If that's the same guy? I donno.

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zaza Platinum Member

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Hey! does anyone remember Alexth on TV? I think he was managing Sanitka club,right? is he alright?

I know who you're talking about, he was just an organizer of some models night at there. Or something along those lines, well no deaths under the name Alex anyway.

But an Alex form UK was Injured and hospitalized. If that's the same guy? I donno.

What a clever ;and a helpful lad you are!

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BIGTOE3 Silver Member

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As you apear a bit bored Thithi (ie watching the clock to make sure you don't burn the cake in the oven :D )

Although an old one, I thought you might appreciate this one.

CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A

FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.'

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'POWERGEN' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!'

'FINE!'

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT'

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'FRIDGIDAIRE'

WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!'

'FINE!' SHE SAYS

'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK'

'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T

WANT TO FIX STEPS', HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'TAYLOR WOODROW' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!'

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A

COUPLE OF HOURS.................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES

TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES

THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE

HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?'

SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT

OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.'

HE SAID,

'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?'

SHE REPLIED, 'HELLOOOOO.., DO YOU SEE 'MR KIPLING' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO :D:D

BT :o

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AlexLah Ruby Member

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Looked at an amazing videoclip.

A guy was hit by a bus and apparantly all of his gut's where splattered out.

A few meters further his heart was there on the asphalt, still beating!

:D

Good choice for the 330 but M3/M5 is better.

On the other hand there is no place anywhere in Holland where you can do over a 120 KM/h without getting a speeding fine.

mmmmm.... maybe the speedtrack in Zandvoort still have open days where you can beat da bitch up?

Naaaaaaaaaa, M3 is also crap,

Another question I have is the following:

Why can I not use the wednessday cash coupon on Wednessday in the Maxvalue supermarket?

Any of you Thai can explain?

:o

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thesunset75 Gold Member

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Looked at an amazing videoclip.

A guy was hit by a bus and apparantly all of his gut's where splattered out.

A few meters further his heart was there on the asphalt, still beating!

:D

Good choice for the 330 but M3/M5 is better.

On the other hand there is no place anywhere in Holland where you can do over a 120 KM/h without getting a speeding fine.

mmmmm.... maybe the speedtrack in Zandvoort still have open days where you can beat da bitch up?

Naaaaaaaaaa, M3 is also crap,

Another question I have is the following:

Why can I not use the wednessday cash coupon on Wednessday in the Maxvalue supermarket?

Any of you Thai can explain?

:o

As my first car here until I have driver license :D

Then brand new X5 will come...ohhhh day dreaming again sunset !!!

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AlexLah Ruby Member

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There is a new law they are making in Holland.

People that drive while having drinked alcohol will be killled by having them trown off a 20 story building.

In that way we protect innocent people to being killed or injured by drunk drivers, some official said.

I wish they did this in Thailand.

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or tree or electric pole or someone's house fence.

This took place in Charlotte, North Carolina

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.'

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON !

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous..

The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that

the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance Company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim, and testimony from the previous case, being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA !

NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS THEY ARE NUTS !!! :o

BT :D

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