^Wrong nest...

Yep a bird's nest.

Correct again!

To honor Cap'n Squeeky, can ye lubbers at least put a yarrrr on the end of yar posts ........ yarrrr.

I thought it was ....aaarrrr.

Aaaaggghhhh. Splice the poopdeck and hoist the gunwales, ya lubbers! Blaaaaagh...

Batten down the hatches, Ping is three sheets to the wind, Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

^ four sheets while in Copenhagen, according to Tom Traubert/Waits

There is another thread where poor Edure has gone green !! Four sheets could well be the direct result...........Into the nearest Port and stock up on "Ye oldie Imoddium " before it's too late.

Ah, but he's gone green with honour - nothing to do with eating the somtam pla ra leftovers!

Even 'Ye olde Immidium' dun work fast enuff in LoS.....(Land of Sheets) sic

Yes, I used to get the bug over there - I always used to make the pharmacy one of my first pit stops in anticipation. After I started to go there for lengthy periods, though, I must have become accustomed to whatever it is that causes the problem - haven't had the bug there for years now.

Oops, forgot the aaarrrgggghhhh

BLAAAAGGGHHHHHH!

Yeah, ya can't forget the 'aaarrrggghhh'!

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

.... in case Oi fergits agin.

My first trip to LoS, was great till I bought a cold Ovaltine.

About 0300 it hit.

Could not get to dunny fast enuff.

Thank the lord for Thai tiled bathrooms, pheeewwwwwww

Lasted 3 days.......... Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Only trip I had a problem, till I hit Manila last October.

Have Iridium alla time now.

Perhaps you can fill us in with the details of that episode as well?

Ping, it was so sad, so funny too.

I booked an apartment, my gal wanted to cook for me.

WOW, great, thought I.

She bought all fresh food from Robinson's Supermarket.

Cooked a great breakfast, loved it.

I wanted a decent java, so toddled across to Robonson's Place where there was a Gloria Jeans and free paper to read.

I sat there enjoying my java when certains signs started rumbling in my gut.

Quickly I left, made my way back to our place, just managed to get there in time, this time.....LOL......

.......but not quick enuff to down shorts ...... <deleted>.........

I was mortified, 1st day IRL with me gal and this happened.

Thank heaven for thode short hoses.

Put me trou in shower and hosed 'em clean, no prob.

The smell was appalling, thank gawd for expelair type fan.

I showered, dressed and came out.

"You were a long time in there," she said.

Told her what happened, needless to say she nigh on pssssst herself laffin.

At the time I could NOT see anything funny,,,,,, LOL.

My delicate stomach, catches me at worst time double ............Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!........Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Did not metion, in Patong, I had a massage gal in bed with me.

I seem to be destined, to be caught shitting meself.........PMPL

Note:

My gal has passed all the medicals etc for a visa, should be here soon, we cannot wait.

Email from embassy said visa was approved and will be issued when med tests are passed, and results presented.

The day be upon us me hearties ...... I be skulking below decks for a while so all ye scurvy swabs have the run of the ship .... yarrr.

Seems to me Thads been trawling, not a real swashbuckling pirate like thing.

Deep down below.

I hear there's someone needed to climb "Ther Flagpole"........

Black Beard's real name was Edward Teach......good thing he had a nickname.

Well, blow me down hearties and shiver me timbers if yesterday weren't International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

For all ye crusty sea dogs and swabs t' missed it 'll be a keel haulin' at noon 'n' a plank walkin' 'fore a floggin' at the mizzen. Aaaarrr !!

All hands t' tha guns.

On the Good Ship Venus---

Were prirates all Cockney?

I secretly hacked Eek's computer and was able to take a snap of her dressed in Pirate dress, anyone interested?

All this gabble and nobody suggests.....................

"Splice the mainbrace, me hearties, the sun's over the yardarm."

All this gabble and nobody suggests.....................

"Splice the mainbrace, me hearties, the sun's over the yardarm."

That be 'cos we start earl i in the mornin' .... and we already be at the bar .... yarrrrr

I secretly hacked Eek's computer and was able to take a snap of her dressed in Pirate dress, anyone interested?

no takers.

However..u left your webcam on last time you tried to chat me up

it got pretty um...'interesting'..

..any bidders on the next shot?

ARRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

...rrr

Tis a joy me buckos to see some pirate's back to posting. Albeit tis a wonder though how mos of ye can sail around a computers keyboard.

either Oi'm gone loopy, or there was some pirate activity on these here boards some 12 hours ago. It all seemed so different for a while there....