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Sat watching the film (pretty Woman) with my wife, the scene came when Richard threw the money on the bed and Julie left without taking the money. My wife showed her true colours by shouting out, take the money; I tried to explain about respect and the value of pride, I thought she finally got it, but the next day, it was the main topic with her friend.

Just another story and a better end to the joke:

Man walks into the bar and orders a triple whiskey

The landlord asked what’s the problem

Man replies just caught my best friend in bed with my wife

Landlord said bad luck have another whiskey, and then asked what did you do?

Man said, I went up to me wife looked her in the eyes and said; pack your bags and get out.

Landlord said, good for you have another whiskey, he said what did you do then

Man said I went up to my best friend and looked him straight into the eyes and said you bad dog

My wife said; it’s not the dogs fault

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