The robot bartender

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only

dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender engage

in appropriate conversation. So a man enters the bar, orders a drink,

the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him,

"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation

about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." But

he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and

comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and

asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the

robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders,

and so on.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot

one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your

IQ?" The man replies, "50"

And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

mmm...

me think the robot is smart indeed...