Marsh's Pun -it Got Him The Sack.

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Here you go guys. It has got Rodney Marsh the sack from Sky Sports .

David Beckham had turned down a £10m contract to sign for Newcastle because he could not possibly go there after what the Toon Army did to Thailand.

[bartender100]

Bad tatse joke for sure when people al lover the world are fund raising,also he's on tv in asia as well.

Ron Atkinson was at it again the other day whe he said.

"The Chinese people have the best contraception in the world - but I can't understand why there's so many of them because their women are so ugly."

Atkinson was forced to resign from his role as ITV's football analyst in April last year after calling Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly a "f---ing lazy nigger". The 65-year-old also lost his job as a pundit for The Guardian.

[The_Moog]

You don't really live in Saphan Kwai do you?

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In between Ari and Saphan Kwai, to be more accurate.