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A couple went to a resturant. The woman wanted to compliment the man with something that was on the table.

"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" she said first.

"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" she said next.

"Could you pass me the tea, bag?" said the man.

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Good one tuky!

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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