Duck Hunter

[AltumAngel]

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to

enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and

said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'

The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one

of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out,

sniffed it, and said, 'This here's a Washington State duck. Do you

have a Washington State hunting license?' The hunter pulled out his wallet

and calmly showed the warden a Washington State hunting license.

The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum,

pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have

an Idaho State hunting license?' The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho

State hunting license.

The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, 'This

here's an Oregon State duck. Do you have an Oregon State hunting license?'

Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter

produced the appropriate license.

The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to

the hunter and said, 'You've got all of these licenses, just where the hel_l

are you from?'

The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said 'You're so smart, YOU tell

ME!'

[Boater]

made me laugh.....

keep only the GOOD ones up lol