I would change but as of this moment I cant think of anything witty

Suggestions welcome

I always kinda liked the title 'Rear Admiral'

Maybe the rear admiral can get together with Corporal Punishment and Major Woody, I'm sure they'd have a fine time.

I would change but as of this moment I cant think of anything witty

Suggestions welcome

I always kinda liked the title 'Rear Admiral'

Maybe the rear admiral can get together with Corporal Punishment and Major Woody, I'm sure they'd have a fine time.

And don't forget Seaman Staines

or General Failure.

I would change but as of this moment I cant think of anything witty

Suggestions welcome

I always kinda liked the title 'Rear Admiral'

Maybe the rear admiral can get together with Corporal Punishment and Major Woody, I'm sure they'd have a fine time.

And don't forget Seaman Staines

and Roger the cabin boy

Well, as of June 1, I will be officially a retired colonel, I might wait until then as you have already taken "The Colonel." But "The Retired Colonel" does not have quite the same elan.

How about "The Full-bird?" That'll have people guessing...