From Thailand of course.

Finally.....now we know why!

Groan factor 3

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How "Twilight" should have ended.

Head and Shoulders

Two condoms are walking by a gay bar.

One condom looks at the other and says, lets go get $h!t faced.

Why do cowboy hats turn up on the sides?

So they can sit 3 in a pickup.

"DOC, You've got to help my husband," a farmer's wife said frantically.

"He thinks he's a racehorse. He wants to live in a stable; he walks on all fours and he even eats hay."

"I'm sure I can cure him," the doctor replied, "but it'll be very costly."

"Oh, money's no object," she responded. "He's already won two races."

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.

Everybody, but one girl, laughed uproariously.

“What’s the matter with you?” said the boss. “Don't you have a sense of humour?”

“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “ I'm leaving Friday.”

While watching a movie recently, a man couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of him.

Unable to bear it any longer, he tapped one of them on the shoulder.

"Excuse me," he said, "I can't hear."

"I should hope not," one woman replied sharply. "This is a private conversation."

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