You Know You've Been In Thailand Too Long When...

[ThaiPauly]

When your other half gives you a cotton bud to clean your ears in the back of a Taxi AND YOU USE IT

[Lourens]

When you are served in perfect English and you reply in Thai.

[Simbo]

When you go to a Go Go bar and look at TV

[Merlin]

when you see three elephants walking down Sai 2 and you don't even slow down to look.

[HarryHacker]

Your trousers have a nice sheen to them from crappy laundering!

[Pattaya_Fox]

When you pay 10 baht for a baht bus instead of 5 and you refuse the change.

[lampard10]

When you click on Thai Forum every two minutes to see if someone has replied to your latest wisecrack

[cdnvic]

When you click on Thai Forum every two minutes to see if someone has replied to your latest wisecrack

There...don't want ya to lose too much sleep tonite. Wisecrack noted and replied to!

cv

[lampard10]

When you click on Thai Forum every two minutes to see if someone has replied to your latest wisecrack

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There...don't want ya to lose too much sleep tonite. Wisecrack noted and replied to!

cv

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Thanks mate..thought I'd better click on and check though.

[Gazza]

When you start catching Mozzies by the ankle of the right rear leg......while they're in mid-flight.........using chopsticks.

oh!......and while blindfolded.

[cdnvic]

Your house gets the floors swept every 30 min, and the outside walls painted every 40 years.

cv

[Gazza]

When you fiddle about with live wiring with your fingers and a screwdriver because you're too lazy to say "Can you turn off the mains please? I don't want to get burnt to a frazzle".

[schmokinn]

When you go to a Go Go bar and look at TV

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now i know i have been to many times

[Simbo]

Your house gets the floors swept every 30 min, and the outside walls painted every 40 years.

cv

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A 40 year old house in Thailand is a listed building

[Gazza]

When you're sat at the PC making or reading comments about 'You know you've been in Thailand too long when...' instead of going out enjoying what Thailand has to offer.

Me? errrmmm...well, I was just errr....on my way out to get a Big Mac and saw the computer still on and......

[Erwin1011]

....,when Toxin is asking for special powers. Then it's sure time to go!

[RDN]

When you start rummaging through your neighbour's garbage looking for old beer cans and .....

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Sheesh RDN....

talk about keeniow mak!!!

50 satang per can hey?

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Hey! I never said that I did that! (Anyway, you're wrong - it's 40 baht/kilo for cans, 10 baht/kilo for plastic).

Oops

[Darknight]

When you click on Thai Forum every two minutes to see if someone has replied to your latest wisecrack

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There...don't want ya to lose too much sleep tonite. Wisecrack noted and replied to!

cv

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Thanks mate..thought I'd better click on and check though.

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When you've reached mod status on Thaivisa and you even do it for free

[Jai Dee]

When you start rummaging through your neighbour's garbage looking for old beer cans and .....

Sheesh RDN....

talk about keeniow mak!!!

50 satang per can hey?

Hey! I never said that I did that! (Anyway, you're wrong - it's 40 baht/kilo for cans, 10 baht/kilo for plastic).

Oops

Have you been collecting long RDN, or are you in the trade?

[Kringle]

When you've been onTV so long that you just except that people have to quote the op in the first response to a topic and some even the second, third .....

[divndave]

When you go back home for holiday and complain that the Toliets have no Bum Squirter!

[Neeranam]

When you stay in a good hotel with cable tv and end up choosing to watch the 'big match' with Thai commentary!

[Shola]

You think nothing of purchasing soup in a plastic bag, your now an expert at pouring it into a bowl without slopping it over the sides

Your also an expert at tying bags of food up with elastic bands, and look just as proffesional as the woman at the 'Gi yung' shop!

[Kan Win]

Posted this on 2003-11-12 18:24:56

Fred below:-

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3662

Kan Win

[RDN]

When you start rummaging through your neighbour's garbage looking for old beer cans and .....

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Sheesh RDN....

talk about keeniow mak!!!

50 satang per can hey?

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Hey! I never said that I did that! (Anyway, you're wrong - it's 40 baht/kilo for cans, 10 baht/kilo for plastic).

Oops

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Have you been collecting long RDN, or are you in the trade?

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The g/f insisted she be allowed to make some "pin money" - she got 240 baht for a couple of very big bags full of squashed tins (all my empties - no rummaging needed) . She's still collecting even now ....

[RDN]

When you drive along a deserted country road in the middle of the night, you pass a group of spirit houses and beep your horn three times....

[Khutan]

When you drive along a deserted country road in the middle of the night, you pass a group of spirit houses and beep your horn three times....

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Yes

[HarryHacker]

When you can drink 14 Heinekens and more than a few whiskeys (with an e) in a session and not fall over.

[anna234cn]

I'd like to plus "Na" after any sentance I say, esp when I am with my Thai friends.

[RDN]

It's the middle of the night, you hear a dog bark, and you think "Pee?"