Phantom Buffalo Attacks Tourists And Vanishes

[SEAtramp]

22th march:No one fortunately was injured and no buffalo was to be seen

At 4am on March 22, police received a call that a water buffalo was running amuck in Pattaya. Officers and the Sawang Boriboon raced over to Dusit roundabout in North Pattaya to meet with frightened tourists and residents who informed them that a buffalo had been going crazy and was trying to ram people. No one fortunately was injured and no buffalo was to be seen. It was reported that after trying to attack folk outside Dusit Resort Hotel the animal then legged it down to the beach.

Both the Sawang Boriboon and the cops made a sweep of the area but by this time this mysterious creature had vanished.

[PvtDick]

One missing buffalo...sounds like a job for the TPV!

[toastwars]

some tight assed farang not paying for the buffalo medicine again.

How much is Buffalo Prozac?

[SEAtramp]

Phantom Buffalo Police today have been inundated with calls from Noi, Moo, Lek, Pan, Dow Pin, claiming to be the owners.

[Thetyim]

Oh, very convenient.

The next twenty falang deaths can now be blamed on some mythical buffalo.

[HarryHacker]

My Ex is in Patty then...

[SEAtramp]

Oh, very convenient.

The next twenty falang deaths can now be blamed on some mythical buffalo.

Yes but where would Thailands GDP be without these mystical beasts ?

[PvtDick]

My Ex is in Patty then...

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Patty, or Paddy?

[HarryHacker]

My Ex is in Patty then...

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Patty, or Paddy?

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Lost on you Dicko.....Patty = Pattaya

[PvtDick]

OK, I thought you were making a buffalo / rice field joke based on "rice patty / paddy".

[Pattaya_Fox]

Obviously it was in need of a drink and heading for the Buffalo Bar.

[JacknDanny]

It was obviously a huge misunderstanding, started off by a Spanish couple, pissed up heading back to the Dusit. Pedro decides to start serenading his wife with a rendition of Tom Jones "Why Why Why Delilah""

A group of Thais loitering around the Dolphin fountain thought he was shouting Kwai, Kwai, Kwai Behind you!!

[Kan Win]

Kwai are you all looking at me like that for ? Not Guilty

It’s sounds like a lot of bull-ox-en to me

Edited March 23, 2005 by Kan Win

[Simbo]

At least it's with a nice looking bird