Favourite Thing To Do In Thailand

[Jack Jones]

Sounds like Mills and Boon

[Abandon]

Nine years here and I can't think of a single thing like you describe.

I can think of many back in the UK though (where I have not been in 9 whole years) .... like reading a book by the fire with the cat on your lap and a brew in hand, while the rain or snow beats on the window.

Walking in the forest in autumn.

Driving a long distance.

Hiking along the coast.

Going to the pub in the snow.

Snow.

Maybe I shouldn't be here

[davethailand]

Ya know, two, almost three years living in Thailand and you would think I would be used to some of the farang cynic haters that fester here like zits on a other wise pretty girl.

Anyway, at Aughie’s gracious request…

This is one of the first and probably the funniest times we hit the town together. It was right after Christmas 2001 and it was my first trip to Thailand. I assumed after coming off my contract in the Middle East I would take a couple of weeks off there and come back to the States or hit another contract. Such was not the case. I had met some great new friends Mark, (names and exact dates changed as not to incriminate any one, mostly me  ) and his buddy Jay. We became friends quickly, united partially because of our ages being close, all in our late 20’s, and also I think because we were all used to being different in one way or another, Mark is mixed Turk/Italian that loved to work out and had a awesome build, Jay was Iraqi but had very white skin with blond hair and blue eyes, as well as a decent level of English ability. And then myself the 100% mutt American in the flesh tall, mixed Black/White, and almost a carbon copy look alike of Eric La Salle (that actor from E.R.) It was physically impossible to have problems picking up ladies where we lived in Pattaya and this night was no different or was it?

First we took a stroll down walking street to get pumped up for the club. I had a Shwarma sandwich shop there at the time and all the girls knew us, and would come out and grab on us and ask “pee naiiii where you go?” And we would just kinda play with them a lil bit make em laugh and stroll on. Mark wanted to show me Hollywood since I had never been there before. So later on we headed over there. Jay and Mark had to duck and doge certain streets and areas to avoid the prying eyes of their long time girlfriends and their host of “sisters” So we finally got to Hollywood and as anyone who has been there knows, it pretty much sucks after the first time, loud, dubious taste in music, just generally kinda cheesy, but definitely a cool change of pace for the first time visitor.

This night it was PACKED the holiday season brought out all the tourists and the Bangkok weekenders, it was standing room only and we squeezed our way through the throngs of people looking for a free table our little hostess that was escorting us too the table looked about as lost as we did in the crowd, then we spotted them. There was a table in a darker corner next to one of the air conditioners with 4 very attractive girls drinking and giggling away. Mark was smiling at them and making hand gestures as if to say “what? Are you looking at me?” The Girls giggled some more and then one of them, a young white girl in her early 20’s with mid back length red hair, pointed at me and beckoned us over.

We squeezed pass the bouncy drunken masses of people and finally made it too the table were immediately one of the girls there, a young chocolate Thai that was kinda clingy to the white girl, poured us some red label and coke. We got the usual where you from, what you do here in Thailand ECT etc. As it turns out 3 of the girls, all very cute Chinese / Thai Hi-So looking girls with sexy makeup and close fitting jeans and skirts, where from BKK. They were taking English lessons from the white girl whose name was Jen. Jen was hot, very tall, almost six feet, a svelte build, deep green eyes, very pale white with freckles and a charming accent that accompanied her straight forward manner of conversation between taking drinks of the Red Label.

Jen had been invited by Na (one of her students) to come have a good time with them over the holidays. Na had her own car and they drove down from BKK. Aom, Jen’s chocolaty friend looked as though she was from Buriram or Trat. She was tall for a Thai girl and had a tight slender build. Her silky black hair was thick and sported a loose curl even as it was pulled back into a pony tail that gave off a slick sheen when ever the lights would hit it. She wore an earth toned blouse that was tied off above her smooth flat stomach and helped to show off her tiny “Hello Kitty” belly button ring. She looked at me with sultry bed room eyes as Jen and I leaned into each others ears and talked over the defining music. “I can’t tell you how nice it is too have a decent date here, the Thai men do nothing for me and I feel like I’m invisible too white men, there all here for the Thai girls” She joked with me, smiling and enjoying her glass of Red label on the rocks with a touch of coke. “Well Jen ya don’t go to Burger King to buy fish” I laughed “But hey, look at the bright side, I’m not Thai and I must not have enough white in me because I can definitely see you… though I would certainly like to see more” I smiled and she blushed visibly beckoning Aom to change seats so that she was on my other side so they kinda sandwiched me.

Meanwhile Mark and Jay where toasting it up with Na and her friends. Mark had a very tight build and Na just unabashedly darted her delicate, manicured hands under his shirt to molest his pecks like she was shopping for ripe fruit! So much for shy Hi-So Thai girls! And Jay looked like some pimped out Lawrence of Arabia with his all white garb and gin and tonic commanding the attention of Na’s two giggling friends who fawned over him commenting on his blond hair and his very white skin.

The night went on as such, drinking and laughing, everyone cracking jokes, being very tactile, and generally having a good time. Before the end of the night Na was “sniff kissing” Mark as she leaned up on him for support either cause she was mao or pretending to be, and Jay left early with Na’s two bubbly friends back to my condo as it was the best out of the 3 of ours. Jay worked for me so I often gave him a few extra perks as he was an excellent employee and a good friend. Besides, with any luck I wasn’t gonna be there that night anyway. Especially since by that time Jen had pulled Aom’s hand under the table and pressed it firmly in my crotch while caressing it as they just smiled at each other. It was then I thought to my self “God I love Thailand”

Rather than getting into all of the sultry, heavily pornographic details, which may not be appreciated on this particular thread, I’ll just say that we ended up in Jen’s apartment. And Aom, she and I ravaged each other like a group of sex starved teens left home alone while the folks were out for the weekend.

That was an AWSOME night for me and till this day I can’t figure out which aspect of the night was my favorite. Aom’s long, pierced tongue and her eagerness to use it, or Jen’s habit of talking dirty to us (in very proper English) while in the act, sounding like some deviant Merry Poppins issuing naughty orders to her kinky heart’s content.

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It was physically impossible to have problems picking up ladies where we lived in Pattaya and this night was no different or was it?

It's physically impossible to have have problems with ladies almost anywhere in pattaya, not just where you live.

[bkkmadness]

It can't be the hardest place in the world to pull a bird can it!

[utapaortnab]

At age 69 and being very happily married and a non drinker/smoker who never butterflies, I guess most would find me very boring and certainly not the typical tourist/expat/farang, but my favorite passtime is to meet other expats/farangs from all over the world and find out what first brought them to Thailand, what keeps bringing them back, what about Thailand they enjoy and also what differences they find interesting etc.

I have worked in, lived in, or visited 39 countries and all 50 United States and I really love meeting others from all over the world and compare my experiences with theirs.

I find that in Bangkok or Pattaya Beach alone, you can run into people from ALL the countries I have visited and so many more and getting to meet them and know them is very rewarding to me.

But then, I AM older than dirt and only half as intelligent....lol

Ken Bower

San Antonio Texas/Chiayaphum Thailand

http://homepage.mac.com/mgnewman/KenLat/

[ThaiPauly]

At age 69 and being very happily married and a non drinker/smoker who never butterflies, I guess most would find me very boring and certainly not the typical tourist/expat/farang, but my favorite passtime is to meet other expats/farangs from all over the world and find out what first brought them to Thailand, what keeps bringing them back, what about Thailand they enjoy and also what differences they find interesting etc.

I have worked in, lived in, or visited 39 countries and all 50 United States and I really love meeting others from all over the world and compare my experiences with theirs.

I find that in Bangkok or Pattaya Beach alone, you can run into people from ALL the countries I have visited and so many more and getting to meet them and know them is very rewarding to me.

But then, I AM older than dirt and only half as intelligent....lol

EXCELLENT POST. Thats eactly what I would like to be doing in 20 years, sure as h3ll make a lot of freinds eh What a graet life you have Ken.

May you"LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"

[Thomas_Merton]

At age 69 and being very happily married and a non drinker/smoker who never butterflies, I guess most would find me very boring and certainly not the typical tourist/expat/farang, but my favorite passtime is to meet other expats/farangs from all over the world and find out what first brought them to Thailand, what keeps bringing them back, what about Thailand they enjoy and also what differences they find interesting etc.

I have worked in, lived in, or visited 39 countries and all 50 United States and I really love meeting others from all over the world and compare my experiences with theirs.

I find that in Bangkok or Pattaya Beach alone, you can run into people from ALL the countries I have visited and so many more and getting to meet them and know them is very rewarding to me.

But then, I AM older than dirt and only half as intelligent....lol

Ken Bower

San Antonio Texas/Chiayaphum Thailand

http://homepage.mac.com/mgnewman/KenLat/

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I'm going to keep my eye open for you next time I'm in Pattaya or BKK.

From what you write and your website, they'll no shortage of subjects to talk about.

Keep well and healthy!