Shirtless Jean Claude Van Damme Spotted In Chiang Mai ?

[orang37]

Sawasdee Khrup, TV Friends,

Yesterday afternoon, heading up Thanon Chang Lo, west, past Chiang Mai Gate, we observe what looks like a fully "pumped up" version of Jean Claude Van Damme on large motorcycle, no shirt on. Amazing tricep definition, astounding latissimus dorsi.

Quite a display. Wish we could know what the Thais in cars and on motosai thought as they this phenom.

best, ~o:37;

[toptuan]

Move to Gay Forum?

[neverdie]

It was actually me, relax!

[slapout]

I thought Blinky was still out of the country.

[chevyinasia]

It was actually me, relax!

Mystery solved. You may about your day.

[eek]

Jean Claude Van Damme Man with a great torso riding shirtless on a bike..well... thats different. (he can always keep the helmet on. )

[jackr]

If he was two-foot small and doing the splits it was him

[Loaded]

I think Thais probably thought it was another drunk farang doing his best to be a kii nok.

[CobraSnakeNecktie]

I think JCVD lives in Hong Kong. It's entirely possible he has visited. Maybe he is thinking of going mano a-mano against Johnny Rambo. If Steven Segall would only visit then could have the ultimate 3 way showdown.

Edited December 27, 2009 by CobraSnakeNecktie

[mamborobert]

I think JCVD lives in Hong Kong. It's entirely possible he has visited. Maybe he is thinking of going mano a-mano against Johnny Rambo. If Steven Segall would only visit then could have the ultimate 3 way showdown.

I must be the odd one out here....My ultimate 3 way showdown is a tad different, though coincidentally still shirtless.

[george]

Steven Segall is actually a thaivisa member, but not so active.

[IanForbes]

Move to Gay Forum?

Yah beat me to it.

Don't go getting our gay friends here all excited, Orang.

[orang37]

... Don't go getting our gay friends here all excited, Orang. ...

Sawasdee Khrup, Brother Ian,

We are happy if our words arouse anyone, or any being. For our duality : gender is a polychromatic rainbow no matter which end is up.

We enjoy the splendour beyond gender.

We would have reported a sighting of a topless woman with beautiful musculature who looked like a farang movie star in exactly the same way as we reported the JCVD look-alike.

Actually, we should slightly disclaimer that by saying : because of our human's imprinted hetero orientation, we may not have reported a similar instance of a woman in that "au naturel" state because : the human component may have been so distracted while trying to get a better view that he would have wrecked the car, rendering him unable to transcribe our words.

We pray daily that : if our human's next incarnation is condemned (by our bad karma) to being born male, he will be at least : (to use the words of the comedian Eddie Izzard) "a lesbian trapped in a man's body."

best, ~o:37;

Edited December 27, 2009 by orang37

[gpdjohn]

Just look for the coke spilling out from every pocket..if so, it's him.

[toptuan]

Steven Segall is actually a thaivisa member, but not so active.

You expose my identity so casually, George?

[pjclark1]

This thread is pointless without photos

[toptuan]

This thread is pointless without photos

Obliged.

I think I saw him too.....

[mcgriffith]

There was a similar post ~2 years ago, from a somewhat bemused CM TV member, reporting a certain guy walking up Chang Klan Road....clad only in a Speedo swimsuit.

Makes you wonder sometimes if the old adage that some people should just not be issued a passport, is true....

[endure]

It was actually me, relax!

[CobraSnakeNecktie]

Speedo is a registered trademark for a range of swimwear products.

Perhaps you were thinking of a Borat style "Banana Hammock?

[mcgriffith]

Yeah it was a Speedo product, that some idiot was wearing...with nothing else.

Hey, nudist culture is fine with me, on a beach in Santa Cruz, CA.

Not on Chang Klan Road.

[sbk]

Speedo is a registered trademark for a range of swimwear products.

Perhaps you were thinking of a Borat style "Banana Hammock?

Oh, that is just wrong. Soo wrong in so many ways. And to read this at night. I hope I don't have dreams tonight

[CobraSnakeNecktie]

Yeah it was a Speedo product, that some idiot was wearing...with nothing else.

Hey, nudist culture is fine with me, on a beach in Santa Cruz, CA.

Not on Chang Klan Road.

you must have gotten a really close look to read the label. Did it smell nice also?

[mcgriffith]

No mate, I'm just reporting another member posted that this guy was wearing Speedos .

I don't work for the company, and don't frequent nudist beaches.

Happy now?

[IanForbes]

Speedo is a registered trademark for a range of swimwear products.

Perhaps you were thinking of a Borat style "Banana Hammock?

Oh, that is just wrong. Soo wrong in so many ways. And to read this at night. I hope I don't have dreams tonight

Here's another just to put you off breakfast as well, sbk.

[CobraSnakeNecktie]

I'm a vegetarian. never touch the sausage but hey it's a free world. No judgement. Your free to enjoy your passions.

[Ulysses G.]

I have often been mistaken for Steven Seagall in his later movies - poor guy.

[neverdie]

Speedo is a registered trademark for a range of swimwear products.

Perhaps you were thinking of a Borat style "Banana Hammock?

Oh, that is just wrong. Soo wrong in so many ways. And to read this at night. I hope I don't have dreams tonight

No doubt some type of 'wet' dream sbk.....your a fekkin animal gurl

Would you like uncle neverdie to send you a signed pic in his speedos....aka dikstickers....aka sluggos????

[neverdie]

It was actually me, relax!

i told you before endure, im a hansum man

[sbk]

Speedo is a registered trademark for a range of swimwear products.

Perhaps you were thinking of a Borat style "Banana Hammock?

Oh, that is just wrong. Soo wrong in so many ways. And to read this at night. I hope I don't have dreams tonight

No doubt some type of 'wet' dream sbk.....your a fekkin animal gurl

Would you like uncle neverdie to send you a signed pic in his speedos....aka dikstickers....aka sluggos????

Cheers, but I think I will have to give it a pass.