My " To Do List " For 2010

[LookAtTheBrightSideOfLife]

As a Newbe, I do my very first Posting in my Way to upgrade our misserable Life in Thailand :-)

Lets start with the obligatory " to do List " for the upcomming new Year:

1. change your GF - it will make you maybe not happier, but will defintely make your first Days/Weeks alone more interesting

2. stopp drinking - start to infuse the Beer directly into your Bloodsystem ( Attention: Nurse needed - BP Hospital Aquisation? )

3. stopp thinking, you can change anything here in Thailand - you have changed it already by comming here

4. call up your so-called "Friends" and ask them for an immediate help - how many will pass this Test?

5. think positiv - your little own Refugeecamp inside yourself, if 2012 is really to come as they say

6. make some fun with Children - the only ones, who are showing their real Face ( beside your drunken Mate at your Side in a Bar )

7. if you think, you can not stand it anymore to live in Thailand, consider to move to Saudi Arabia, Jemen - or even Iraq and Afganistan

8. watch Pattaya Daily News everyday - its a "must" for improoving your Life here in Pattaya

9. is the lucky Number - name a Wish, what should change here in Thailand and it will happen

cheers

[Slaps]

Your fukced up mate!

[StreetCowboy]

Your fukced up mate!

You forgot to write anything before your sign-off.

One more thing for the OP to resolve n 2010:

0: Don't post pissed.

Your pedantic mate

SC

[CelticBhoy]

10. Learn to spell.

[peter124]

add the UK to no.7

[lazygourmet]

add the UK to no.7

... or Belgium