February 23, 201016 yr Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels to prevent clients dying Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged. Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services. The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication. His death followed a series of other incidents, some fatal, in which heart attacks have claimed brothel customers in the area. The owner of one sex club said: "Having customers die on us isn't exactly good publicity". There are now 38 sex clubs and brothel in the Lugano area. And more are planned, according to Italian daily, Corriere della Sera, in order to accommodate the thousands of customers who pour over the border from Italy, where brothels are illegal. Around 80 per cent of the men who pay for sex in the area are thought to be Italian. The sex trade in the pretty, lakeside Swiss town is also being fuelled by prostitutes from South America and Eastern Europe who enter the country via Italy. Local health experts are said to have backed the plans to stock defibrillators in sex clubs and brothels. Defibrillators work by delivering a controlled electric shock to the heart to restore a normal heartbeat, after it has stopped. According to the British Heart Foundation: "Modern defibrillators are becoming increasingly quick and easy for the lay person to use, which can mean the difference between life and death". In a country far far away.... Now pay attention here Noi. Lek.... could you stop eating for a minute please... this is a defib.... oh, sod it, alright I'll buy you a drink then...
February 23, 201016 yr I guess they were dying happy. The madam said clients dying is bad for publicity? Any publicity is good publicity for a brothel, I'd say. More importantly, the death of a client means no return business and no word of mouth advertising.
February 23, 201016 yr ' I suspect Patong might come up with a cheaper alternative. 12 volt battery and jumper-leads to the nether regions................
February 23, 201016 yr 'I suspect Patong might come up with a cheaper alternative. 12 volt battery and jumper-leads to the nether regions................ I'd heard that that has been an alternative service available on request for years.
February 23, 201016 yr I used to vacation in that area every year or so. I'm glad it wasn't overrun with cathouses then. There's a place for everything and I had always thought Switzerland very sensible about containing its vice areas previously.
February 23, 201016 yr I used to vacation in that area every year or so. I'm glad it wasn't overrun with cathouses then. There's a place for everything and I had always thought Switzerland very sensible about containing its vice areas previously. I'm just looking for clarification about the cathouse statement. Looks fine to me.........
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