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Headline News indeed!

Alien workers face immediate deportation.

I didn't realise that aliens worked. I thought they just chased Sigourney Weaver around Starship Enterprise (or was it Battlestar Galactica?)

And rather than deport them, I would have thought some enterprising Thai would create a new Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

Or just eat them, with som tam.

I thought they just chased Sigourney Weaver

She probably offered them 50B a day.

Hunh. Guess the US immigration and IRS has it wrong too. And just about every other immigration office in the world. Who knew alien only applied to beings from outerspace?

Reminds me the morning we arrived at Honolulu airport.

Grandson, 8, was missing at immigration check.

Looking around we found him crying in front of a sign.

ALIENS

"I am not an alien.!" he sobbed.

We cracked up laffing as did many around us.

He's never been allowed to forget it.

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Quite right - poor kid!!

I've never felt alienated from anywhere I have been, except Bangladesh, so only there would I acknowledge that the word could be applied.

(And not to me :) )

Re Alien workers face immediate deportation.

You lot have got it all wrong. The headline was badly worded. It means that people who work for aliens will be deported. So if you've got any Martian mates, it's probably best to avoid them for a while (just in case)...

The Prime Directive was violated and people became aware of their presence.

Probably as was mentioned earlier due to a claim for compensation that exceeded 50 B per day….

So the secret is out and we are all aware of the alien nation of affections….

Reminds me the morning we arrived at Honolulu airport.

Grandson, 8, was missing at immigration check.

Looking around we found him crying in front of a sign.

ALIENS

"I am not an alien.!" he sobbed.

We cracked up laffing as did many around us.

He's never been allowed to forget it.

Thanks for my afternoon laugh, Pete. :)

I can just picture it. And, good luck on the upcoming nuptuals. :D

It means that people who work for aliens will be deported.

Don't you mean teleported?

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