Caption Game.

[Moonrakers]

I'll start:

JT: So Wayne, you errrm, you going home to your girlfriend tonight?

[bkkjames]

It wasn't me this time - it was Ashley Cole or Hilarious - I swear.

[mrbojangles]

WB. Hey John, why are you already in your suit? There's 60 mins to go and you should still be on the pitch.

JT. Erm, erm, nothing special Wayne. Just need to get a flyer. What are your plans straight after the match

[Moonrakers]

WB: I think we need to get it into the box more, don't you John?

JT: Well, errrm. Funny you should say that actually.......

[sharecropper]

JT (thinks): F*cking hel_l. I could have sworn me old mucker Wayne was sitting next to me. Now it's David Moyes. (I wonder where his bird is tonight..). I'll have to ask me dad to only sell me half wraps in future.

[mrbojangles]

WB (thinking) I love me old mucker John Terry. I wouldn't kinow what to do without him.

JT (thinking) I hope Wayne doesn't find out I was also giving his bird one, while he was still with her