If You Were Really Rich In Los

[ThaiPauly]

I would pay for MJ to go into treatment for a year (or however long it takes him to grow up), buy his recording company and FORCE him to listen to all my songs without earmuffs

[ThaiPauly]

Oh I forgot to mention I saw Elvis in Rim Ping Supermarket in CM buying some Burgers last week, he sends his best to all TV Forum Members

[Thomas_Merton]

Let us say, for arguments sake, you were really rich (at least as rich as a recently acquitted American pop star – who must never be mentioned again in this thread) and living in Thailand.

What fantasies would you be playing out?

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What fantasies would you be playing then Thomas?

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Who? Me?

Oh I would use the money and the influence it would give me to persuade my new found friend Mr. Taksin to make some changes in the immigration and tourist laws of LOS.

e.g.

1. All single men in order to receive an entry visa to Thailand, must deposit 1 million Thai Baht into a Thai bank. This account will be automatically frozen.

2. On exit, after one month, the visitor will have the money returned, only if he:

i) Has not been arrested for being drunk and disorderly

ii) Has not been arrested for any drug offence

iii) Has not got a Thai girl pregnant

3. Should the farang be convicted of one the first two offences, he will be automatically deported and banned from returning to Thailand and forfeit the 1 million Baht.

4. Should the farang have got a Thai girl pregnant, he will be given two choices:

i) Return to his homeland – forfeiting the 1 million Baht – to be given to the girl and her family.

ii) Stay in Thailand –must get married - forfeit his passport – automatic work permit – 500,000 Baht will be given to the girl's family – 500,000 Baht will be given to the worker from Laos whose job the farang will be given.

There are certainly a few other changes I would make (possibly 1 million Baht is not enough?) and a few details that would need refining, but I haven’t really thought about it.

Edited June 17, 2005 by Thomas_Merton

[yoda]

if i was really rich , i wouldn't be in LOS

more likely the canaries, carribean or similar

[PeaceBlondie]

I'd start with two of the fastest motorcycles, at least 4 Lotus sports cars, and a really good-looking, long-legged pre-op young Thai katoey; luxury penthouse condos in Chiang Mai, Bangkok, Phuket, Galveston, and a big house on a cliff on the western coast of Ireland.  Go by first-class jet to all the peace rallies, meet with heads of state to avert wars, and always have a year's supply of Viagra in case the supply got cut off.

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No offense PeaceBlondie, but can you please leave that stuff in the Gay Forum so us hetros don't have to read it?

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Jai Dee, I'll make you an offer: if all you hetero guys will completely stop mentioning bar girls and your Thai wives and mistresses in the regular threads, I'll keep my sexual remarks to the gay thread. Is it a deal? Or do all you guys refuse to disappear into some straight closet or straight jacket?

Heng, I repent: how about South Padre Island in place of Galveston? Or maybe we can join the Klebergs on Mustang Island? I'd have to leave the Lotuses in Alamo Heights so the rust doesn't get to the few pieces of steel in those lightweight fiberglass bodies.

Edited June 17, 2005 by PeaceBlondie

[schmokinn]

I would pay for MJ to go into treatment for a year (or however long it takes him to grow up), buy his recording company and FORCE him to listen to all my songs without earmuffs

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Personally i think just shoot him and burn his back catologue!!

put us all out of our misery

[Thomas_Merton]

I would pay for MJ to go into treatment for a year (or however long it takes him to grow up), buy his recording company and FORCE him to listen to all my songs without earmuffs

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Personally i think just shoot him and burn his back catologue!!

put us all out of our misery

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MODS,

please close this thread if posters cannot hold themselves to the point made in the OP

Let us say, for arguments sake, you were really rich (at least as rich as a recently acquitted American pop star – who must never be mentioned again in this thread) and living in Thailand.

[kayo]

Relax Thomas...

It could have been a lot worse.

I must admit to actually nodding my head in agreement with a number of the points you made referring to what you would do in response yto your OP.

With refinements though.

[Boon Mee]

I'd start with two of the fastest motorcycles, at least 4 Lotus sports cars, and a really good-looking, long-legged pre-op young Thai katoey; luxury penthouse condos in Chiang Mai, Bangkok, Phuket, Galveston, and a big house on a cliff on the western coast of Ireland.  Go by first-class jet to all the peace rallies, meet with heads of state to avert wars, and always have a year's supply of Viagra in case the supply got cut off.

Disgusting (the part about Galveston).

Yeah...what's with Galveston, Blondie?

It's really an Ugly place. Too much fog in the winter and filled with red-neck tourists in the summer.

Update: Just read your last about SPI.

Not keen on there much either. All the trash form the Gulf washes up on the beaches. For my money, I'd head a little further south to the beaches of Oaxaca in SW Mexico. It's nice down there...

Edited June 25, 2005 by Boon Mee

[TokyoT]

I would use the funds to first develop the necessary “circle of friends” also known as “bribe buddies” to pretty much ensure that I could do most anything, anywhere in Thailand with no worries in regard to what I could now call “my boys in brown”. Then I would work diligently to build the biggest drug cartel Thailand has ever seen. Of course that may not be that easy as most of the time I could probably be found stumbling dunk and raising a ruckus all around town; and when not drunk spending my days and nights attempting to breed with as many of the local lasses as physically possible.

Just taken the pi22.

Seriously pretty simple for me – take care of my family (both in the west and in Thailand). Get my wife to buy a place upcountry for us to use. Buy a condo in Bangkok, a place on the south shores of Maui, and a BIG chunk of land near the town I grew up. Then sit back and enjoy watching my daughter grow up.

[pluto_manibo]

I wouldn't stay here...but if it was to be in Thailand......I would buy 1,000 rais of land, dig out a 100 rai lake, place an island in the middle with a couple of bungalows, and the obligatory Riva Monte carlo offshores, build a race track/go-kart track, use about 200 rai for a wildlife park, build a Mexican Hacienda with climate control garage for the Harleys, Triumphs, ferrari dino, testarossa, maranello...Hummer H2, lamborghini gallardo, Porsche turbo etc....Helicopter to get to and from Bangkok without the traffic, recording studios.....and organise a huge festival and invite the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Velvet Revolver, The Black Crowes, Audioslave, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Motley Crue, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Izzy Stradlin, Carlos Santana, (I would lure Robert plant into rejoining LEd Zeppelin with Jason Bonham on the drums(johns' son))...Organise this yearly festival for all the rockers out in Thailand...Since nobody comes to play here.....

[CrossBones]

OMG!

We falangs should learn to stick together.

Let us say, for arguments sake, you were really rich (at least as rich as a recently acquitted American pop star – who must never be mentioned again in this thread) and living in Thailand.

What fantasies would you be playing out?

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What fantasies would you be playing then Thomas?

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Who? Me?

Oh I would use the money and the influence it would give me to persuade my new found friend Mr. Taksin to make some changes in the immigration and tourist laws of LOS.

e.g.

1. All single men in order to receive an entry visa to Thailand, must deposit 1 million Thai Baht into a Thai bank. This account will be automatically frozen.

2. On exit, after one month, the visitor will have the money returned, only if he:

i) Has not been arrested for being drunk and disorderly

ii) Has not been arrested for any drug offence

iii) Has not got a Thai girl pregnant

3. Should the farang be convicted of one the first two offences, he will be automatically deported and banned from returning to Thailand and forfeit the 1 million Baht.

4. Should the farang have got a Thai girl pregnant, he will be given two choices:

i) Return to his homeland – forfeiting the 1 million Baht – to be given to the girl and her family.

ii) Stay in Thailand –must get married - forfeit his passport – automatic work permit – 500,000 Baht will be given to the girl's family – 500,000 Baht will be given to the worker from Laos whose job the farang will be given.

There are certainly a few other changes I would make (possibly 1 million Baht is not enough?) and a few details that would need refining, but I haven’t really thought about it.

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[CrossBones]

Id buy some prime beach front property in Burma and wait for the revolution.

[davethailand]

Build a new house.

A big garage for toys.

Blues Factory Bangkok, Chiang Mai, etc etc.

Look after the famies (mine and hers)

I don't know really.

[chonabot]

I wouldn't stay here...but if it was to be in Thailand......I would buy 1,000 rais of land, dig out a 100 rai lake, place an island in the middle with a couple of bungalows, and the obligatory Riva Monte carlo offshores, build a race track/go-kart track, use about 200 rai for a wildlife park, build a Mexican Hacienda with climate control garage for the Harleys, Triumphs, ferrari dino, testarossa, maranello...Hummer H2, lamborghini gallardo, Porsche turbo etc....Helicopter to get to and from Bangkok without the traffic, recording studios.....and organise a huge festival and invite the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Velvet Revolver, The Black Crowes, Audioslave, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Motley Crue, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Izzy Stradlin, Carlos Santana, (I would lure Robert plant into rejoining LEd Zeppelin with Jason Bonham on the drums(johns' son))...Organise this yearly festival for all the rockers out in Thailand...Since nobody comes to play here.....

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Insane , this man has the same tastes as myself.

I would buy a ticket,

[IvanLaw]

(Jai Dee @ 2005-06-16 03:11:32)

(PeaceBlondie @ 2005-06-16 08:57:10)

I'd start with two of the fastest motorcycles, at least 4 Lotus sports cars, and a really good-looking, long-legged pre-op young Thai katoey; luxury penthouse condos in Chiang Mai, Bangkok, Phuket, Galveston, and a big house on a cliff on the western coast of Ireland.  Go by first-class jet to all the peace rallies, meet with heads of state to avert wars, and always have a year's supply of Viagra in case the supply got cut off.

No offense PeaceBlondie, but can you please leave that stuff in the Gay Forum so us hetros don't have to read it?

Well I'm a hetro and I read it - and I'm certainly not offended.

You keep it up, Peaceblondie, make the red-necks suffer.

With all that Viagra, I'm sure "keeping it up" will not be a problem

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Gota be a medal or something for that reply^

[tutsiwarrior]

I'd pay off my US student loan...

[Boon Mee]

I'd pay off my US student loan...

Goddamn tutsi!

After all these years?

He11, ain't you 'bout ready for retirement soon?

[tutsiwarrior]

Boon, listen to strains of

'He's a rebel an' he'll never ever be any good

'He's a rebel an' he'll never ever do what he should...'

free education is a right, not a privilege...

[Boon Mee]

Boon, listen to strains of

'He's a rebel an' he'll never ever be any good

'He's a rebel an' he'll never ever do what he should...'

free education is a right, not a privilege...

Totally agree. Went thru UCSB courtesy of Uncle Sam and some hippie chicks in Isla Vista - man...

[tutsiwarrior]

Boon...you debbil...

I deflowered a 16 year old in the dorms at Isla Vista back in 1970...spent the afternoon removing the 'stain of honour' from the sheets and the mattress as it was a borrowed bed.

You ever surf the point off the campus? Surely you must have surfed Rincon...

yeah, I know, I know...

[Boon Mee]

Boon...you debbil...

You ever surf the point off the campus? Surely you must have surfed Rincon...

yeah, I know, I know...

For sure! Just up from nudie beach there was a good right-hand break.

Hated those tar-balls tho...

[PeaceBlondie]

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QUOTE(Heng @ 2005-06-15 22:03:03

Disgusting (the part about Galveston).

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Yeah...what's with Galveston, Blondie?

It's really an Ugly place. Too much fog in the winter and filled with red-neck tourists in the summer.

Update: Just read your last about SPI.

Not keen on there much either. All the trash form the Gulf washes up on the beaches. For my money, I'd head a little further south to the beaches of Oaxaca in SW Mexico. It's nice down there...

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My favorite beach for a while was about 150 miles south of Padre Island. Yes, Oaxaca even has a nud_e beach (but don't let the tide sweep you onto the coral rocks!). South Padre isn't that bad, unless there's an oil slick from a well blowout. But it's been so long since Texas had a successful oilman in the governor's mansion, that the oil slicks are fewer now.

I found MY beach this week: in Hua Hin. I'm moving in four more weeks. Now if we could just liberate Burma..............