August 5, 201015 yr ^ Agree, thats one good reason to own property in LOS! PS: Don't recall seeing you in SMB before frog, whats happen, puberty hit? pss: whats happened with the frontbum, or have you just decided to visit ur old mates you dumped Well, been too busy to be regular on TV recently - and as all the "quality posters" are here thought I'd better show up. pss. is Chunky1 retarded?
August 5, 201015 yr Author ^ Agree, thats one good reason to own property in LOS! PS: Don't recall seeing you in SMB before frog, whats happen, puberty hit? pss: whats happened with the frontbum, or have you just decided to visit ur old mates you dumped Well, been too busy to be regular on TV recently - and as all the "quality posters" are here thought I'd better show up. pss. is Chunky1 retarded? No no TOADIE, we don't talk like that. As you can see, chunky is in the video here maning the phones, its hard to post and man the telephones at the same time
August 5, 201015 yr ^ Agree, thats one good reason to own property in LOS! PS: Don't recall seeing you in SMB before frog, whats happen, puberty hit? pss: whats happened with the frontbum, or have you just decided to visit ur old mates you dumped Well, been too busy to be regular on TV recently - and as all the "quality posters" are here thought I'd better show up. pss. is Chunky1 retarded? So you guys don't start another trend of ignorance.... there's a "post script" then a "post post script" and then a "post post post script" and so on......not a "post script" followed by a "post script script". Geez, Wayne.
August 6, 201015 yr ^ Agree, thats one good reason to own property in LOS! PS: Don't recall seeing you in SMB before frog, whats happen, puberty hit? pss: whats happened with the frontbum, or have you just decided to visit ur old mates you dumped Well, been too busy to be regular on TV recently - and as all the "quality posters" are here thought I'd better show up. pss. is Chunky1 retarded? So you guys don't start another trend of ignorance.... there's a "post script" then a "post post script" and then a "post post post script" and so on......not a "post script" followed by a "post script script". Geez, Wayne. Gotta give them allowance, Harky.
August 6, 201015 yr ^ Agree, thats one good reason to own property in LOS! PS: Don't recall seeing you in SMB before frog, whats happen, puberty hit? pss: whats happened with the frontbum, or have you just decided to visit ur old mates you dumped So you guys don't start another trend of ignorance.... there's a "post script" then a "post post script" and then a "post post post script" and so on......not a "post script" followed by a "post script script". Geez, Wayne. Someone gets cranky when they stay up late. It is quite clear that neverdie and Mr. Toad are speaking in code. They are actually talking about portable spacecraft simulators.
August 6, 201015 yr Ahhhh....I see now. Sorry for going off there on my silly tangent. You've gone so far off tangent that even I'm confused.
August 8, 201015 yr Author "even" you? ps: Harcourt, ever since you started this nit picking (net picking) SMB has died in the arse. Are we thru discussing secret mens business, should we start a shoe shopping thread or how to give cuddles or something. fuffen up for fark sake u lot. pss: perhaps you could explan the pss, psss, and piss thing again?
August 8, 201015 yr As soon as I read your post I started fuffen. I fuffed and fuffed but it didn't work. I must be fuffen incorrectly. And all these years I thought I knew how to fuff like the best of them. I even got out the portable simulator but that didn't help either. Please help save my soul by explaining what I am doing wrong.
August 8, 201015 yr Author As soon as I read your post I started fuffen. I fuffed and fuffed but it didn't work. I must be fuffen incorrectly. And all these years I thought I knew how to fuff like the best of them. I even got out the portable simulator but that didn't help either. Please help save my soul by explaining what I am doing wrong. Most concerned Gaz, after reading this I instantly called ur misses about ur fuffen and she told me not to worry, that you've been fuffen for a long time, according to her it usually starts in the morning a couple of hours before you get up each day
August 8, 201015 yr That is definitely disturbing news. You are telling me that I am able to fuffen in my sleep but while awake I am not doing it right. Does this make me a subconscious fuffer or a fuffer who can't help himself when awake. Wo is me!!! My eyesight is going too so I thought I must doing it right, or is blindness caused by something else or a variety of fuffen on which I am not yet enlightened. I'm confused. Tried asking the wife to help but she told me to go away (in only two words, the last of which was "off").
August 9, 201015 yr It's a vagina - not a front bottom, get it right. Sorry about this Patsy, but I distinctly remember one of those travel programmes where some young lady was attacking hers with a great wodge of toilet tissue, wiping away merrily. Wouldn't be doing that if it wasn't a front bottom now would she ?
August 9, 201015 yr It's a vagina - not a front bottom, get it right. Patsy, I think the term "front bum" is a Freudian-like term used by those that actually think of it as a bum...ie, they prefer to think of it as a bum because bums are what they really like. Me, I like vaginas and I never think of them as a bum. Mind you, having said that.....I have never heard a bum being referred to as a rear vagina....I guess I might in the near future.
August 9, 201015 yr In this secret men's business thread, I respectfully suggest that henceforth, any references to anal sex are made only using the term "back vaginal sex" or "rear vaginal sex", or "sex with the rear vagina" Anyone second the motion?
August 9, 201015 yr Now this is very interesting and logical. So what you are actually saying, is any man who does not refer to a bum as a rear vagina actually doesn't like vaginas. Time to name and shame all those closet gays who posted on that " Good Ass" thread !!!!!! ( Yes you know who you are.................)
August 9, 201015 yr Author We don't have two vaginas. too funny, sure you don't, if you did where would it be positioned, in your elbow? you know what they say about anal sex, 2 degrees warmer and twice as many muscles (im sure the saying goes something like that). I would like to be a hermaphrodite, although I would have to cook if that was the case
August 9, 201015 yr ............. you know what they say about anal sex, 2 degrees warmer and twice as many muscles ......... /quote] :cheesy: :cheesy: No, I didn't know that.....but now that you mention it....I imagine it may be true.
August 9, 201015 yr Author Sneaky admission Harky ? he is a sneaky baaastard, so i wont put anything past him . there is another joke about this business but i dont believe i can post it on this forum without fatal consequences , although im sure marky could find a way to get it in. MARKY where are tho?
August 11, 201015 yr Talking about butts and all things anal, I have been suffering from terrible gas build up but the exhaust is blocked. Looked like I was about ready to give birth last night and I coouldn't stand up straigght so ended up in hospital. x-rays were taken, and the doctor, after having a good gander at them, said my problem was that I was full of shit (she didn't use those words but they describe exactly what she meant). Feeling much better this morning but still full of shit I'm affraid.
August 11, 201015 yr Author Talking about butts and all things anal, I have been suffering from terrible gas build up but the exhaust is blocked. Looked like I was about ready to give birth last night and I coouldn't stand up straigght so ended up in hospital. x-rays were taken, and the doctor, after having a good gander at them, said my problem was that I was full of shit (she didn't use those words but they describe exactly what she meant). Feeling much better this morning but still full of shit I'm affraid. Gazza, I am absolutely surprised that you have any <deleted> left in you brother, i mean with all the crap you poor onto this forum and stuff , just kidding. Mate, I hope you clear the pipes soon, nothing worse. Ive always said that you can live with a dodgy heart or dodgy brain (heck look at us) but if ur arse is busted everything stops......really it is the master controller, you live your life thru ur anus THINK ABOUT IT Cheers
August 11, 201015 yr Author :cheesy: :cheesy: No, I didn't know that.....but now that you mention it....I imagine it may be true. YOU, you mongrel. How come you didnt remind any of us about Aucklands festival today..... , I nearly missed this years "Boobs on Bikes" I mean, how good does it get . We should have an annual get together for Bedlam SMB chaps IN AUCKLAND......Im really surprised forbsy has missed this one.
August 11, 201015 yr .....really it is the master controller, you live your life thru ur anus THINK ABOUT IT Cheers I will certainly keep a note of that particular quote Mr ND - might even come in useful at work sometimes.
August 11, 201015 yr :cheesy: :cheesy: No, I didn't know that.....but now that you mention it....I imagine it may be true. YOU, you mongrel. How come you didnt remind any of us about Aucklands festival today..... , I nearly missed this years "Boobs on Bikes" I mean, how good does it get . We should have an annual get together for Bedlam SMB chaps IN AUCKLAND......Im really surprised forbsy has missed this one. It was simple fun, laffs. I enjoy watching the sexless, unhappy people who protest, funny as. Nudity in public is not an offence in NZ. Ya gotta be careful you do not offend summun by being lewd or sumfin similar. ..betta not put anything explicit on.
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