and i can't join the fun as i'm on modwatch

Of course you can join in Kreon

What did you have for dinner ?

I had a chicken.

What about sex with vegetation?  Should that be illegal too?  Remember the ancient Persian saying, "For duty, a woman.  For joy, a boy. For ecstasy, a melon!"?

I presume you mean vegetables because having sex with vegetation would be something like humping a hedgerow or a copse.

What about sex with vegetation?  Should that be illegal too?  Remember the ancient Persian saying, "For duty, a woman.  For joy, a boy. For ecstasy, a melon!"?

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I presume you mean vegetables because having sex with vegetation would be something like humping a hedgerow or a copse.

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Well I didn't want to say vegetable, because a melon is not a vegetable, but a fruit. I can't think of any vegetable that would be suitable for humping without cooking it first....would that be necrophilia...if you cooked the vegetable first? There are laws agains necrophilia already I'm glad to say. Of course there are many vegetables that could hump you even when raw...cucumbers, carrots, zuchinni....I have never feared rape by vegetable...

Anyway, the point is, should these things be considered bad?....to the point of passing laws against them? If you make anything illegal it will attract a certain young rebellious crowd.....I can see it now: Police, "What do you have in that shopping bag?...a melon?!" Youth, "No sir, only a kilo of ganja." Police, "OK, you can go then. I thought you were up to something unnatural."

Remember the ancient Persian saying, "For duty, a woman.  For joy, a boy. For ecstasy, a melon!"?

Sounds like you're making that one up, Stroll...

..I have never feared rape by vegetable...

Well you should.

Vegetables are not nice innocent things. There can be vicious.

Take a look at this thread

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...hl=swede+wanted

" Swede Wanted For Pattaya Murder"

I realise it's a very old one but .............

I'm into flagellation, beastiality and necrophilia,

Am I flogging a dead horse?

Chownah,

I have two points to raise with you

Firstly, is it possible to have sex with veg/fruit ?

Wouldn't this be masturbation.

Secondly, and much more seriously as this worries me.

Is necrophilia illegal in Thailand ?

I performed necrophilia on a regular basis from 1996-8

What are the penalties and would it be just me that gets done or would my ex-wife face charges as well.

If I was raped by a chicken and then had to identify the chicken in a line up....I'm not sure I could!!!

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If I was raped by a chicken I'd be too embarassed to tell anyone, anyway!

If I was raped by a chicken and then had to identify the chicken in a line up....I'm not sure I could!!!

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If I was raped by a chicken I'd be too embarassed to tell anyone, anyway!

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That why so many of these "chicken rapes" never get reported.

Even if you did report it the chicken would probably make out that you wanted it any way, and bring up and previous sexual encounters you had had.

Jay there' no shame in it get down to the police station and report it now

If I was raped by a chicken and then had to identify the chicken in a line up....I'm not sure I could!!!

If I was raped by a chicken I'd be too embarassed to tell anyone, anyway!

If the chicken did something really perverse and left you with 'egg on your face', then I say report the sicko chicko.

Unless you need the eggs of course.

Jaye,

Was this the one.

He's a real sicko. Report it today. Don't chicken out.

Of course you can join in Kreon

What did you have for dinner ?

I had a chicken.

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a big persian cat

This Bedlam thing is going to take some getting used too!