Livinginexile Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 You Know When You’ve Lived in Thailand Too Long When… You think it’s normal to have a beer at 9:00 a.m. You begin to enjoy Thai TV programs. You look four ways before crossing a one way street. You realize that ALL your problems are caused by Thai girls, or cranky ATMs. You put salt and chilli on your fruit. A Thai cop stops you for a minor infraction and you automatically reach for your wallet.. You think that a Honda Civic is a prestigious car. All your tee-shirts are emblazoned with the name of some bar. You can’t remember the last time you wore a suit and tie. You think a polo shirt and jeans are formal attire. Someone tells you that watching Thai politics is like watching two chameleons making love and you understand the analogy. You aren’t upset when the bar girl ne xt to you eats beetles as a snack. Later the same night, you actually kiss the bar girl who earlier dined on the beetles. You haven’t had a solid stool for five years. You wake up in the morning and realize that you have nowhere to go and all day to get there. You think white wine goes well with Som Tam. You understand when your Thai wife says, ‘My friend you’ or ‘Same, same, but different.’ A Thai bar girl you’ve just met tells you that her mother is deathly ill and you just laugh and walk away. You realize that your Thai wife’s loyalties belong to: 1. A royal family 2. Her parents. 3. Her brats from a previous marriage to a Thai scoundrel who deserted her. 4. Any remaining blood relatives. 5. The family buffalo. 6. The family’s goldfish. 7. You. The Thai Navy buys a new submarine and you’re not surprised when the first thing they do is remove the mufflers and h ang a garland from the rear view mirror. You consider you mobile phone a fashion accessory. You start wearing slippers everywhere You start driving cars barefoot You no longer enjoy Songkran. Instead, you stay home with a stack of DVDs. You become an expert on buying and selling gold jewelry. Dogs become animals you'd rather kick than pet. When driving a car you'll start using every free inch of the road. You flash your 4 indicator lights when driving straight on at an intersection. It’s two days before payday, so you only go to bars with balloons strung outside.. You realize that all the important words in Thai begin with the letter ‘S’. Sanuk (Fun), Saduak (convenient), Sabai (comfortable), Suay pretty). You believe that buying a gold chain is an acceptable courtship ritual, or at least a form of foreplay. You think a calendar more useful than a watch. You go to a Thai Boxing match and a soccer game breaks out. You stand in the shadow of a telephone pole while waiting for a bus. Indian tailors ignore you when you walk past their shop. When you charge a Falang the "Falang price" When english becomes your second language When you call and tell your parents about your sick buffalo When you see a falang and yell "Falang!" Taxi drivers understand you. You are not surprised when the lady who owns the pub asks if you know anyone who will teach her son English. Not only does it not bother you a lady is cleaning the urinal next to the one you are using, but that you also start to have a casual chat with her. You think blondes look exotic You push the pull open door for the 50th time this week and giggle about the experience again Seeing stubble on the chin of your bride the morning after the wedding. You read the subtitles at the movies rat her than listen to the English You find that everything you own is counterfeit. When you wait after the traffic light has turned green for four more cars to pass the intersection. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyman99 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 When the same threads on ThaiVisa are repeated over and over and over again, with exactly the same responses but from different anonymous nicknames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSingh Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Written by an American.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livinginexile Posted November 5, 2010 Author Share Posted November 5, 2010 Written by an American.. But true huh?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokay Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Are you poking fun at MY sick buffalo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) You Know You've Been in Thailand Too Long When: You could swear blind, you keep reading the same Topics every 3 months! Or is it "Groundhog Day" again"already? I used to be confused,now i'm sure, i'm not sure. Edited November 5, 2010 by MAJIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 You realize that your Thai wife’s loyalties belong to:1. A royal family Belgium? Norway? Come on mate help us out! A few clues wouldn't go amiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelomsak Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 He missed my favorite. When the footprints on the toilet seat are yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 When you wear long shirt & long pants to the beach because you do not want to take the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taninthai Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I will make it easy for you here is an 8 page thread exactly the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Go home !!!! certainly not, the bars aren't open at 9:00 am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave111223 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 The topic should be "You know you've been on Thai Visa too long when..." Answer "You've seen this same topic posted 20 times" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkfoxi Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Being Thai sound that bad to you ? move then , good luck ps, this should not even be in the general topic - too silly /close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSingh Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Written by an American.. But true huh?... For the particular Environment & level of Society he's talking about being in, yeah i suppose so.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robblok Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Being Thai sound that bad to you ? move then , good luck ps, this should not even be in the general topic - too silly /close Some parts of being Thai are quite nice.. being able to own land and dont have all those crazy restrictions on work. But if it means assimilating then no way. I will always be different from Thais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyman99 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I will always be different from Thais. Ugly, Miserable, Cantankerous, Pompous, with an unreasonable amount of self importance all combined with an unpleasant odor ? Yep, Farangs sure are different to Thais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze01 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 ^ Quite right. Most falang don't believe they are the center of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigt3365 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Go home !!!! certainly not, the bars aren't open at 9:00 am. They are in my hometown...Vegas! 24x7, 365 days a year. Gets a lot of people in trouble for sure.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmine Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I will always be different from Thais. Ugly, Miserable, Cantankerous, Pompous, with an unreasonable amount of self importance all combined with an unpleasant odor ? Yep, Farangs sure are different to Thais. I have never found Thais to have a particularily bad odour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSingh Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I will always be different from Thais. Ugly, Miserable, Cantankerous, Pompous, with an unreasonable amount of self importance all combined with an unpleasant odor ? Yep, Farangs sure are different to Thais. I have never found Thais to have a particularily bad odour. Next time i see you, just remind me to tell you a story about Pattaya.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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