If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything

Homer Simpson

Although gold dust is precious, when it gets in your eyes, it obstructs your vision.

Hsi-Tang

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It's not easy, being green. - Kermit

It's not easy, being green. - Kermit

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I would imagine is isn't...

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It's not easy, being green. - Kermit

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...a.k.a. Randy Newman - an American songwriter of genius.

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

--Martin Luther King, Jr.

American baptist minister and civil-rights leader. 1929-1968

"Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm." - Publius Syrus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

--Albert Einstein

German born American physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955

As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.

Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed"

--Mahatma Gandhi

Indian philosopher, internationally esteemed for his doctrine of nonviolent protest, 1869-1948

"I truly believe that we are now fighting the WOT on three fronts… Afghanistan, Iraq and Hollywood." --Ann Coulter

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"Thoughts.... should last for more than just one day"-- Daniel

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"Thoughts.... should last for more than just one day"-- Daniel

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...and so should parties...

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CD carring cases damage CDs.

"Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

--Groucho Marx

Jewish philosopher (who had some brothers).

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”

-Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man

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...and a place for the filthy rich to hide their ill-gotten assets.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

You can't create fate cause then its not fate, its voodoo

Ray Barone

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If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em. - Yogi Berra

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

--Benjamin Franklin

American statesman, scientist, philosopher, printer, writer and inventor. 1706-1790

"Civilization will not last, freedom will not survive, peace will not be kept, unless a very large majority of mankind unite together and show themselves possessed of a constabulary power before which barbaric and atavistic forces will stand in awe." - Winston Churchill

Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend.

Margaret Thatcher

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Did I put the cat out?

Usually the last thought of the day that suddenly pops into your head from nowhere when your jumpin' yer wife's bones.

"The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes in life they make five or minus three; and sometimes the blackboard topples down in the middle of the sum and leaves the class in disorder and the pedagogue with a black eye."

--Winston Churchill

British orator, author and prime minister during World War II. 1874-1965

You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile from setting yourself up as a judge of the highest matters. – Plato

You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile from setting yourself up as a judge of the highest matters. – Plato

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This looks like the first shot in a touch of political agitation for an "Over 50's Forum", where the wise can sit in judgement on the rash young bloods.

I'm for it.

For the young shall rise and cast down the old.

For the young shall rise and cast down the old.

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But it never happens, does it? And you know why?

Because the old are wise enough to make sure it is only their sons and daughters who take over when they are passed it.