ahh, the old dutch oven, nope baby boo has got that one added to his skill set already, mr boo really is a dedicated & conscientious father

and Naam, you had to go lower the tone of such a sophisticated topic

Ahh Rakers, Mr Boo is a man of refinement & a class act, it's why I married him I'm sure the pair of you would get on great over a bottle of something inebriating . Another one that gets me chucking is when Sonny dresses up as Buzz Lightyear from toy story & Mr boo calls him Buzz Light there, the boy gets in a temper but it's funny to see their banter over here or there.

no doubt about that. farting in the hand is hard evidence of refinement and class unless... the fart is accompanied by more hard evidence.

A fart in the bed is worth two in the hand.

You wait until Boo Minor learns the joys of incendiary farts.

i hope Boo Minor is not taught to experiment with a bare bottom!

this video gets me every single time. Stephen Colbert losing it. the banana is a great addition, I cry with laughter every time I watch it.

Oh, and you British will particularly appreciate it

I love it... I cackled!!

I watch it and cry with laughter every time. Its my pick me up feel good video!

I get this sent to me.

Quite old, but neva miss a laff.

So true too.

Worth a post, repost.......

Aussie Poem

The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock

The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock.

He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,

The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams.

He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank

And saw a ewe down in the dam, a few yards from the bank.

"Typical bloody sheep," he thought, "they've got no common sense,

"They won't go through a gateway but they'll jump a bloody fence."

The ewe was stuck down in the mud, he knew without a doubt

She'd stay there 'til she carked it if he didn't get her out.

But when he reached the water's edge, the startled ewe broke free

And in her haste to get away, began a swimming spree.

He reckoned once her fleece was wet, the weight would drag her down

If he didn't rescue her, the stupid sod would drown.

Her style was unimpressive, her survival chances slim

He saw no other option, he would have to take a swim.

He peeled his shirt and singlet off, his trousers, boots and socks

And as he couldn't stand wet clothes, he also shed his jocks.

He jumped into the water and away that cocky swam

He caught up with her, somewhere near the middle of the dam

The ewe was quite evasive, she kept giving him the slip

He tried to grab her sodden fleece but couldn't get a grip.

At last he got her to the bank and stopped to catch his breath

She showed him little gratitude for saving her from death.

She took off like a Bondi tram around the other side

He swore next time he caught that ewe he'd hang her bloody hide.

Then round and round the dam they ran, although he felt quite puffed

He still thought he could run her down, she must be nearly stuffed.

The local stock rep came along, to pay a call that day.

He knew this bloke was on his own, his wife had gone away

He didn't really think he'd get fresh scones for morning tea

But nor was he prepared for what he was about to see.

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief at what came into view

For running down the catchment came this frantic-looking ewe.

And on her heels in hot pursuit and wearing not a stitch

The farmer yelling wildly "Come back here, you lousy bitch!"

The stock rep didn't hang around, he took off in his car

The cocky's reputation has been damaged near and far

So bear in mind the Work Safe rule when next you check your flocks

Spot the hazard, assess the risk, and always wear your jocks!

I watch it and cry with laughter every time. Its my pick me up feel good video!

Especially with the Spanish sub-titles!!!

Wrong topic Pete. Are you getting dyslexical?

Things that still make me giggle:

Getting a Thai massage and when they get to the rack & strech bit - breaking wind & hearing everybody else in the room trying to control their giggles.

..ughh talking of noises when having a massage..one guy (this was several years ago)..really BIG guy..just couldnt stop belching. Im not talking occasional belches here, im talking "urp..uurrp..urp..urp"..

..At first i was bemused, then the "<deleted>.." phase started kicking in.. then the "holy shit" phase.. then my "see the funny side of things" gene kicked in and i started to shake with suppressed giggles. The girls saw my face turning red and eyes water..and that set them off too. Oh God..was such a relief when he left..

Similarly, stick a length of duct tape or similar along a cats spine,

Cracks me up, cat's reaction SOOOOO funny.

Patsy, but try it....... at least once .ha ha ha

Isn't sticking duct tape on a pussy somewhat similar to a Brazilian?

Similarly, stick a length of duct tape or similar along a cats spine,

Cracks me up, cat's reaction SOOOOO funny.

Patsy, but try it....... at least once .ha ha ha

Isn't sticking duct tape on a pussy somewhat similar to a Brazilian?

Actually, tie anything on a cat's back, same reaqction.

..ughh talking of noises when having a massage..one guy (this was several years ago)..really BIG guy..just couldnt stop belching. Im not talking occasional belches here, im talking "urp..uurrp..urp..urp"..

..At first i was bemused, then the "<deleted>.." phase started kicking in.. then the "holy shit" phase.. then my "see the funny side of things" gene kicked in and i started to shake with suppressed giggles. The girls saw my face turning red and eyes water..and that set them off too. Oh God..was such a relief when he left..

I've seen a lot of that. Thai masseuses I've spoken with say their chief purpose is to "get the wind out" of joints and muscles. I had never imagined there was "wind" in those places but they showed me and I started burping alot not unlike the fellow you describe.