There are loads of entertaining tips on living in Thailand, some of which may even have been meant with honestly helpful intentions (but let's not set the bar too high!)

I've set up this thread so that we can post links to them, wherever we find them, lest they be lost to posterity....

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Here's a link to one of my favourites

From the OFFice of the Thermodynamical University of Northern England

http://www.thaivisa....ost&pid=3909355

Save the cost of a refrigerator by setting your air-con too cold

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Don't buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary one and

slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on

Office workers. Avoid distractions of pretty girls from your important paperwork by

making "blinkers" out of two Post-It note stickers, one stuck to each

temple.

Send your answers in with 1000 Baht for P&P.....

Sid the Sexist get's lucky.....

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

A weetabix at the end of a mousetrap serves as an ideal tombstone for any unlucky mice.

new arrivals to thailand - avoid the heartache and confusion of going through the painful realisation that the bar-girl you have foolishly fallen in love with and married is only after your money. simply enter the first bar-beer you come across when you arrive in thailand and give your life savings to the first girl to call you handsum man. then get on the next plane home and resume your normal existance - poorer, but emotionally unscathed.

A useful hot dog recipe

http://www.thaivisa....ost__p__4549797

A helpful suggestion on pet care

http://www.thaivisa....dpost&p=4543476

Decanting whisky

http://www.thaivisa....ost__p__4453772

What a great forum!

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Office workers. Avoid distractions of pretty girls from your important paperwork by

making "blinkers" out of two Post-It note stickers, one stuck to each

temple.

Just one question; what's the defrost rate of an averaged

size pea….Under friction?

High protein pea soup anyone.

Gentlemen, a tip on cleaning your underwear to reduce environmental damage

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/543904-racism-against-farangs/page__view__findpost__p__5172229

...I find by it's best to turn them inside out once a fortnight and then by the time you come to turn them again the friction caused by your undercrackers rubbing against your trousers has eroded the skidmarks.

Plus with Songkran coming up I'll wear a different pair every day on my head and get a free wash

Want your wife to have that retired bar girl/mia farang look but can't afford expensive plastic surgery? Simply whack her in the face with a shovel a few times.

Students... get a f*&ing job,

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If your having an argument in Pattaya, stay off the balcony or away from open windows in your condo / hotel.

Top tip. This will save you a major headache. keep balloons away from the BTS. You have been warned.

Considerations when getting buried alive

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/541506-my-funeral-music/page__view__findpost__p__5149620

Watch out for the tiny biting fire ants

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/543402-i-am-scared-of-ants/page__view__findpost__p__5177951

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