I Wasn't Me!

[A. BOOZER]

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I

thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone

booths when you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling

herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the

right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long

graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room

and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded $exy. "Hi, I hear you give

a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No,

wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I

really want is $ex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.

I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.

Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll

go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in

chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does

that sound?"

She says,"That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line Sir, you

need to press 9."

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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I

thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone

booths when you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling

herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the

right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long

graceful  legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room

and figure,  what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded $exy. "Hi, I hear you give

a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No,

wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I

really want is $ex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.

I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.

Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll

go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in

chocolate  syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does

that sound?"

She says,"That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line Sir, you

need to press 9."

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