As the title says, who in your opinion has been the biggest tit and why?

I pick Kevin Keegan for the following reasons,

The infamous Fergie outburst when Fergie outpsyched him.

The sight of him banging on the advertising hoardings when Collymore scored the winner in the 4-3 game.

That <deleted>***n red jacket he was wearing (was it the same game?) the following season against Liverpool.

Totally useless as a manager, and he still has that <deleted>***n perm.

The man is a total <deleted>.

David Beckham. For leaving football behind and going to the States to watch basketball. Also for his performance at Hampden. Also for his comments on FIFA.

Thick as sh@t!

Easy.....Sol Judas Campbell

talk about spoiled for choice. lee bowyer would be up there. joey barton. di canio for being a nazi. cantona for being an overrated self-obsessed gobshite. gary neville for being gary neville.

Ashley cole! Quality player but it's just one fuc_k up after another! Makes Beckham look clever.

All good suggestions here.

El Hadji Diouf

talk about spoiled for choice. lee bowyer would be up there. joey barton. di canio for being a nazi. cantona for being an overrated self-obsessed gobshite. gary neville for being gary neville.

Di Canio has expressed right wing sympathies including speaking up for Mussolini, but he's no nazi.

El Hadji Diouf

Winner!

talk about spoiled for choice. lee bowyer would be up there. joey barton. di canio for being a nazi. cantona for being an overrated self-obsessed gobshite. gary neville for being gary neville.

Di Canio has expressed right wing sympathies including speaking up for Mussolini, but he's no nazi.

yeah?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1506262/Im-a-fascist-not-a-racist-says-Paolo-di-Canio.html

Cloughie pre-dates the EPL but would win hands down otherwise. OK - he made you laugh on occasions but at heart he was the biggest self-opinionated tosspot in football, closely followed by Gaza the blonde blubber.

Of the current crop, Tevez irritates me the most, although I admire his talent. Dunno why - something about that slack-jawed neanderthal look and the fact he is the poster boy of the hired gun in football

Cloughie pre-dates the EPL but would win hands down otherwise. OK - he made you laugh on occasions but at heart he was the biggest self-opinionated tosspot in football, closely followed by Gaza the blonde blubber.

Of the current crop, Tevez irritates me the most, although I admire his talent. Dunno why - something about that slack-jawed neanderthal look and the fact he is the poster boy of the hired gun in football

Cloughie and Gazza were two of the greatest natural talents English football has produced.

The blond bludder as you refer to him is a manic depressive suffering acute bipolar disorder and OCD. In my book he can for a certain degree be excused.

Cloghie was an eccentric genius

I'd take a day off today mate.

Now as for my list...where to begin?

Oh yes SOL CAMPBELL. Judas scumbag.

Of the numerous others Joey Barton, Lee Bowyer, El Haj Diouf, John Terry are all right up there. There also something really odious about Ashley Cole that would always find him a place on my list.

Just a thought. if only we could include agents. i could then include that repulsive specimen Sky Andrew aswell. How well suited he and that lowlife judas are.

Just a thought. if only we could include agents. i could then include that repulsive specimen Sky Andrew aswell. How well suited he and that lowlife judas are.

If anyone can be included then I vote for the entire board of the FA. What a bunch of carnts!

Steve McLaren and Kevin Keegan for jumping before they were pushed.

Roy Keane for that tackle. Christian Gross for ruining so many of my weekends.

Just a thought. if only we could include agents. i could then include that repulsive specimen Sky Andrew aswell. How well suited he and that lowlife judas are.

If anyone can be included then I vote for the entire board of the FA. What a bunch of carnts!

decent call that.

can't believe i got this far in before mentioning that self-obsessed, arrogant, egotistical gobsh*te mourinho. 'special one' my arse.

Just a thought. if only we could include agents. i could then include that repulsive specimen Sky Andrew aswell. How well suited he and that lowlife judas are.

If anyone can be included then I vote for the entire board of the FA. What a bunch of carnts!

decent call that.

can't believe i got this far in before mentioning that self-obsessed, arrogant, egotistical gobsh*te mourinho. 'special one' my arse.

You also forgot Ronaldo

talk about spoiled for choice. lee bowyer would be up there. joey barton. di canio for being a nazi. cantona for being an overrated self-obsessed gobshite. gary neville for being gary neville.

Di Canio has expressed right wing sympathies including speaking up for Mussolini, but he's no nazi.

yeah?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1506262/Im-a-fascist-not-a-racist-says-Paolo-di-Canio.html

Yeah. That link does NOT prove your point.

Now as for my list...where to begin?

Oh yes SOL CAMPBELL. Judas scumbag.

Who could blame him for wanting to play for a big club?

talk about spoiled for choice. lee bowyer would be up there. joey barton. di canio for being a nazi. cantona for being an overrated self-obsessed gobshite. gary neville for being gary neville.

Di Canio has expressed right wing sympathies including speaking up for Mussolini, but he's no nazi.

yeah?

http://www.telegraph...o-di-Canio.html

Yeah. That link does NOT prove your point.

"I am a fascist" said di canio. think that's fairly convincing. unless you're being incredibly anal and going into dictionary definition semantics of fascist / nazi.

El Hadji Diouf

Winner!

Undoubtedly

Gary Neville , absolute wanke_r.

Gary Neville , absolute wanke_r.

Yes, he comes a very close second IMO.

Interestingly, Ronaldo was once voted the most hated player by football fans. He is arrogant on the park but I met him once and he's actually quite a nice guy.

El Hadji Diouf

I second that one!

and Robbie Savage.

There's plenty of players who are complete <deleted>, but the above two are also below average in the skills dept. as well!

Robbie Keen gets a mention too for that stupid forward roll goal celebration (great player, shit celebration)

El Hadji Diouf

I second that one!

and Robbie Savage.

There's plenty of players who are complete <deleted>, but the above two are also below average in the skills dept. as well!

Robbie Keen gets a mention too for that stupid forward roll goal celebration (great player, shit celebration)

robbie keane and tim cahill have the most annoying goal celebrations.

El Hadji Diouf

I second that one!

and Robbie Savage.

There's plenty of players who are complete <deleted>, but the above two are also below average in the skills dept. as well!

Robbie Keen gets a mention too for that stupid forward roll goal celebration (great player, shit celebration)

robbie keane and tim cahill have the most annoying goal celebrations.

ah yeah, cahill...the 'I'm a boxer' thing with the corner flag...<deleted>!

El Hadji Diouf

I second that one!

and Robbie Savage.

There's plenty of players who are complete <deleted>, but the above two are also below average in the skills dept. as well!

Robbie Keen gets a mention too for that stupid forward roll goal celebration (great player, shit celebration)

robbie keane and tim cahill have the most annoying goal celebrations.

Robbie Keane has a goal celebration?.......well there's nothing wrong with my short term memory anyway....

Di Canio has expressed right wing sympathies including speaking up for Mussolini, but he's no nazi.

yeah?

http://www.telegraph...o-di-Canio.html

Yeah. That link does NOT prove your point.

"I am a fascist" said di canio. think that's fairly convincing. unless you're being incredibly anal and going into dictionary definition semantics of fascist / nazi.

They're not the same thing and there's nothing anal about it. Note the heading 'I'm a fascist, not a racist'. Big difference.

Well thats it then. Because Paulo played for West Ham he must be a top bloke.....

Well thats it then. Because Paulo played for West Ham he must be a top bloke.....

He's a sporting hero of mine despite some dubious politics, but he's no nazi.