"A conservative high up on the republican White House staff is found guilty of a bad memory and could serve 20 years in jail, but a liberal high up on the staff of Democrat Clinton caught stealing classified documents gets a misdemeanor charge." -- Anon

“Any pair of idiots who breed and yet fail to teach their children how to read deserve kids who on Father’s Day and Mother’s Day can only give them the middle finger to express their affections.” – Nicholas Provenzo

Wow!

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."

"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable."

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."

"I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't."

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

That's very good indeed, and so true...

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

That's very good indeed, and so true...

So that's what happened to me in Thailand (well, not naked, but more Tesco-garbed than Armani).

"There is something profoundly wrong when opposition to the war in Iraq seems to inspire greater passion than opposition to Islamist extremism." -- Joe Liberman

“The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada” -- Ted Nugent

“The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada” -- Ted Nugent

Now this is funny.

"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right; greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words — will save not only Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

--Gordon Gekko

“The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada” -- Ted Nugent

Mais oui. They should just take Quebec home with them.

If you read the Pattaya Board, you will find that naked people have had an extremely profound influence on a good number of lives.