Medically Speaking...

[Jai Dee]

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital:

The Allergists voted to scratch it

and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,

and the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;

the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!",

while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness;

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and

The Radiologists could see right through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow;

The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,

and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some ar5ehole.