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Where Can I Hire A Good Bodyguard In Thailand?

theblether
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Where Can I Hire A Good Bodyguard In Thailand? I fear being beaten to death by a gang of irate British pensioners. biggrin.png

There are all those ex SAS guys that hang around in Patters lolclap2.gif

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That's a good plan....but the chances are they will all be on a pension too and once they find out my real identity......gulp crying.gif

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    You could hire a platoon of ladyboys from Pattaya

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    You could hire a platoon of ladyboys from Pattaya

    Pros: Pattaya ladyboys have excellent hand to hand fighting skills.

    Cons: could be sexually molested by own bodyguards

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    You could hire a platoon of ladyboys from Pattaya

    Pros: Pattaya ladyboys have excellent hand to hand fighting skills.

    Cons: could be sexually molested by own bodyguards

    That's a fair point......I would really need to watch my back huh? blink.png

    That's a fair point......I would really need to watch my back huh? blink.png

    Back? No. Frontal area? Yes.

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    That's a fair point......I would really need to watch my back huh? blink.png

    Back? No. Frontal area? Yes.

    Oh No!! that would be a form of torture......then again maybe the pensioners will torture me......I think I'm in trouble here unsure.png

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    I hear Kevin Costner has a sudden opening..

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    You're safe, unless they wag their chins and flap their lips at supersonic speed.

    If they rush you, just tell them that the English breakfast is only 60 baht down at Bully's.

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    surely that should be where can you not find a former body guard, security expert, counter espionage consultant or secret ninja in Expat Thailand!

    I hear Kevin Costner has a sudden opening..

    Let's hope it doesn't close as suddenly...

    OP, I think you have nothing to fear. Those who you mentioned in your previous post would have to get up off of their barstools to physically attack you, and they are simply not in sufficiently good physical shape or motivated enough to do that. I caution you, however, that if you get within range, there is strong likelihood of being pelted with peanuts or other assorted bar type snackfood.

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    You could hire a platoon of ladyboys from Pattaya

    Pros: Pattaya ladyboys have excellent hand to hand fighting skills.

    Cons: could be sexually molested by own bodyguards

    Only if he pays extra

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    You're safe, unless they wag their chins and flap their lips at supersonic speed.

    If they rush you, just tell them that the English breakfast is only 60 baht down at Bully's.

    biggrin.png That's a great mental image.

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