onionluke Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ... Look what a quick google search has revealed.... http://scottishsocie...co.uk/page9.htm Well I'll be blethered! Blether me backwards with a brass band bassoon. He's been by before you... or is he following you? I don't want to make you paranoid, but it might be as well drawing the curtains before you log on this evening... Are you going to post them a link to this thread - this bog of bleating bovine bores, to encourage them to enjoy their island in the sun? Is it really like Arran? Though, obvoously, much smaller... SC I'm moving my puter away from the window....I hear he's been in his bedroom watching JFK over and over while blethering away to himself...and us it seems. Dae ye pronounce it " beersdin" ala spam valley or "bear's den" haol thew viking raiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ... Look what a quick google search has revealed.... http://scottishsocie...co.uk/page9.htm Well I'll be blethered! Blether me backwards with a brass band bassoon. He's been by before you... or is he following you? I don't want to make you paranoid, but it might be as well drawing the curtains before you log on this evening... Are you going to post them a link to this thread - this bog of bleating bovine bores, to encourage them to enjoy their island in the sun? Is it really like Arran? Though, obvoously, much smaller... SC I'm moving my puter away from the window....I hear he's been in his bedroom watching JFK over and over while blethering away to himself...and us it seems. Dae ye pronounce it " beersdin" ala spam valley or "bear's den" haol thew viking raiders Can you write English instead of Scottish please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ... Dae ye pronounce it " beersdin" ala spam valley or "bear's den" haol thew viking raiders Can you write English instead of Scottish please. You should report that to the mods, so you should. 3rd para of the rules, even before they start on the numbered ones: "English is the only acceptable language," kenwhitameenanat, jimmy I only know one fella from bearsden, who pronounces it bairs den, but he could just've been winding me up SC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ... Dae ye pronounce it " beersdin" ala spam valley or "bear's den" haol thew viking raiders Can you write English instead of Scottish please. You should report that to the mods, so you should. 3rd para of the rules, even before they start on the numbered ones: "English is the only acceptable language," kenwhitameenanat, jimmy I only know one fella from bearsden, who pronounces it bairs den, but he could just've been winding me up SC Your right, the blether-ing nerve of some people. Wheres the button. Oh, here it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ... Look what a quick google search has revealed.... http://scottishsocie...co.uk/page9.htm Well I'll be blethered! Blether me backwards with a brass band bassoon. He's been by before you... or is he following you? I don't want to make you paranoid, but it might be as well drawing the curtains before you log on this evening... Are you going to post them a link to this thread - this bog of bleating bovine bores, to encourage them to enjoy their island in the sun? Is it really like Arran? Though, obvoously, much smaller... SC I'm moving my puter away from the window....I hear he's been in his bedroom watching JFK over and over while blethering away to himself...and us it seems. Dae ye pronounce it " beersdin" ala spam valley or "bear's den" haol thew viking raiders Up Helly Aa ya radge!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 ... Dae ye pronounce it " beersdin" ala spam valley or "bear's den" haol thew viking raiders Can you write English instead of Scottish please. You should report that to the mods, so you should. 3rd para of the rules, even before they start on the numbered ones: "English is the only acceptable language," kenwhitameenanat, jimmy I only know one fella from bearsden, who pronounces it bairs den, but he could just've been winding me up SC Your right, the blether-ing nerve of some people. Wheres the button. Oh, here it is. On my screen, its incorrectly marked "report" instead of "blethering <deleted>" SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan96822 Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 theblether reflects on the fact that the level of onomatopoeic expression on this topic are at roughly the same mental age as theblether current finds himself ( that being 9 months old ) The Crime..................falling asleep during English classes when onomatopoeia was taught The Punishment........you are hereby sentenced to reading Mobi's blog That will teach you for trying to be wide Oh bottle up your blue bleating. Have you had a buffonery bypass? I'm away for a bevvy and a blether with the boys in the boozer. Mebbe a brace of beers, a bit of banter with the birds, if I can be bothered, then beat it back home by the bells. SC By the way, actually. I'll end up giving myself a stammer at this rate, and then we'll see who;s laughing... Good to see an improvement from your SC, I was starting to fear for the Scottish education system. What are you talking about? The repeated use of consonant sounds at the beginning of a word is called alliteration, not onomatopoeia. Onomatpoeia is when words sound the same way they are spelled, such as "pow," "sizzle," "bang," "pop"......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 theblether reflects on the fact that the level of onomatopoeic expression on this topic are at roughly the same mental age as theblether current finds himself ( that being 9 months old ) The Crime..................falling asleep during English classes when onomatopoeia was taught The Punishment........you are hereby sentenced to reading Mobi's blog That will teach you for trying to be wide Oh bottle up your blue bleating. Have you had a buffonery bypass? I'm away for a bevvy and a blether with the boys in the boozer. Mebbe a brace of beers, a bit of banter with the birds, if I can be bothered, then beat it back home by the bells. SC By the way, actually. I'll end up giving myself a stammer at this rate, and then we'll see who;s laughing... Good to see an improvement from your SC, I was starting to fear for the Scottish education system. What are you talking about? The repeated use of consonant sounds at the beginning of a word is called alliteration, not onomatopoeia. Onomatpoeia is when words sound the same way they are spelled, such as "pow," "sizzle," "bang," "pop"......... That's a cracker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 Can theblether come back out to play now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Can theblether come back out to play now? You are hereby exonerated. Now awa' and play wi' the other posters.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 30, 2012 Author Share Posted March 30, 2012 Can theblether come back out to play now? You are hereby exonerated. Now awa' and play wi' the other posters.... Mr Smokie!! Mr Smokie!! all those other posters are being cheeky to me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Can theblether come back out to play now? You are hereby exonerated. Now awa' and play wi' the other posters.... Mr Smokie!! Mr Smokie!! all those other posters are being cheeky to me!! Take their names theblether. One of these days this forum will run out of decent upstanding folk to be Chang and t-shirt monitors and we can take our revenge.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 30, 2012 Author Share Posted March 30, 2012 Can theblether come back out to play now? You are hereby exonerated. Now awa' and play wi' the other posters.... Mr Smokie!! Mr Smokie!! all those other posters are being cheeky to me!! Take their names theblether. One of these days this forum will run out of decent upstanding folk to be Chang and t-shirt monitors and we can take our revenge.... I will........they are talking about building big walls and deploying anti-blether missiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 hi i am new to the forum, i have been looking at the threads, and this one has everything in it, its fantastic for us newbies. background. i met a thai-chinese girl at chulalangkorn, she is a doctor i think but i am not sure, she has a tattoo on her ankle, i read girls with tatts are bad news, she is also very tall and i am worried she maybe a ladyboy. she has a bank account, i told you she is hiso, so we need to know how to send money to each other. how do i get her a visa to australia, i am sure there is an expert on the visa thread. i have been learning thai and some of the words are difficult, they sound the same, klai and klai, soon i will be learning about thai culture. were can i buy vegemite and black pudding in bkk thanks for help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 hi i am new to the forum, i have been looking at the threads, and this one has everything in it, its fantastic for us newbies. background. i met a thai-chinese girl at chulalangkorn, she is a doctor i think but i am not sure, she has a tattoo on her ankle, i read girls with tatts are bad news, she is also very tall and i am worried she maybe a ladyboy. she has a bank account, i told you she is hiso, so we need to know how to send money to each other. how do i get her a visa to australia, i am sure there is an expert on the visa thread. i have been learning thai and some of the words are difficult, they sound the same, klai and klai, soon i will be learning about thai culture. were can i buy vegemite and black pudding in bkk thanks for help You can buy black pudding in Soi 4 at the English pub. You can find a lovely girlfriend there as well. Just wear a Man Yoo top and say you're "looney". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 sorry smokie, where can i buy cheap clothing? dont want too pay too much for a shirt, what price should i pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 sorry smokie, where can i buy cheap clothing? dont want too pay too much for a shirt, what price should i pay? 60 Baht at Pratunam Market. Why bother with a shirt at this time of year though? Simply wait until November and buy a wooly jersey. Then you won't need a visa at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 hi fellas, great thread, i have another situation after droping the hiso chinese thai girl at the skytrain, how do you blokes work out that system. i couldnt work out where to go, so i kept asking in my best thai what to do, they kept pointing at a sign, crazy place, the ticket girl looked weird when i gave her 1000 baht for the ticket. i have another problem, i met this other girl, she is very cute and funny. she is working as a cashier, well she had to dance tonight as they were short of dancers, she sounds like a real worker doesnt she. well, about her, she is very young compared to me, 19 years, she has only worked there 2 weeks and already she is a cashier. she calls me kwai, and all friends smile and laugh when i say something. she does seem different to her friends, they just keep laughing and talking about putting a ring in a buffalos nose. her brother seems nice, he is always there waiting to take her home, if she cant get a taxi, he and his friends also are always smiling when they see me, they say kwai maa lao, it means their friend is coming, i lent him so money for a packet of cigaretttes and some whisky, he is nice he shared it with his friends. the girl says her brother lost his job as a aircraft technician, because of the floods. this girl said she only went to school for 9 years, but she is very smart, i can tell, she has 8 mobile phones and 6 different atm cards, she is saving for her future i think. thanks for the help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 <sigh> That reminds me of the days when there were actual girls in Nana Plaza.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 hi i am new to the forum, i have been looking at the threads, and this one has everything in it, its fantastic for us newbies. background. i met a thai-chinese girl at chulalangkorn, she is a doctor i think but i am not sure, she has a tattoo on her ankle, i read girls with tatts are bad news, she is also very tall and i am worried she maybe a ladyboy. she has a bank account, i told you she is hiso, so we need to know how to send money to each other. how do i get her a visa to australia, i am sure there is an expert on the visa thread. i have been learning thai and some of the words are difficult, they sound the same, klai and klai, soon i will be learning about thai culture. were can i buy vegemite and black pudding in bkk thanks for help macksview ... welcome here, I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. If you ever find that expert on Australian Visa applications maybe get in contact with the op who started as he is in need of some well intentioned advice also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 oh nooooooo, thats naughty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BespokeMan Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) is the 9th crime still in play ... Crime 9...........Lacking a sense of irony and humour Punishment....Banishment to Canada who committed the crime? the punishment was enforced! Edited May 7, 2012 by BespokeMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: Resurrecting dead threads for immoral purposes Punishment: Forced to wear Paisley pattern flared trousers Or worse, sent to Egypt http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/550812-its-enough-to-make-you-want-to-shag-the-dead/ Crime: Narrow-minded obsession with one topic Punishment: Retreat ten yards and first tackle Crime: Foul language and dissent to the referee Punishment: Ten minutes in the bin SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: Foul language and dissent to the referee Punishment: Ten minutes in the bin SC Isn't this an example of discussing moderation in the channel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: claiming sex workers enjoy sex with fat old men Punishment: sex with a fat old man (but you did get 20 quid) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Crime: Foul language and dissent to the referee Punishment: Ten minutes in the bin SC Isn't this an example of discussing moderation in the channel? There is no place for discussion of nuclear reactor physics in this forum SC EDIT clarifications added Edited May 7, 2012 by StreetCowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: attacking other members by suggesting they are losers for participating in internet forums Punishment: 1 hour looking in the mirror (while wearing a dunce's hat) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Crime: Resurrecting dead threads for immoral purposes Punishment: Forced to wear Paisley pattern flared trousers Or worse, sent to Egypt http://www.thaivisa....-shag-the-dead/ SC I never knew why there was the association of necronx99 with the necrophilia jibes ... now I understand As for the punishment of being forced to wear Paisley pattern flared trousers ... if that is truely a photo of BespokeMan ... he looks like he might enjoy it. Edited May 7, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: unnecessary CAPITALISATION Punishment: all relevant posts to be recited back to you via a megaphone in your ear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Crime: Resurrecting dead threads for immoral purposes Punishment: Forced to wear Paisley pattern flared trousers Or worse, sent to Egypt http://www.thaivisa....-shag-the-dead/ SC I never knew why there was the association of necronx99 with the necrophilia jibes ... now I understand As for the punishment of being forced to wear Paisley pattern flared trousers ... if that is truely a photo of BespokeMan ... he looks like he might enjoy it. I'm a little bit surprised he's not been on to ask for a photo of said flares. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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