Ahhh... Married Life...

[Jai Dee]

Walking into the bar, Eddie said to the bartender,

"Pour me a stiff one Henry. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" Henry said "And how did this one end?"

"It was wild...." Eddie replied, "but, when it was over she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed you little b@st@rd!'