If You Were Allowed To...........................

[StreetCowboy]

How about a dark beer with skin ligthening agent in it, I think that would sell like hot chips although it would not be cheap as chips!

That would be guinness. Look at how pasty-white the Irish are.

SC

yes ,its the Guinness

Nothing to do with the blazing heat of irish weather !

So you reckon you could sell package holidays to Larne through the beauty clinics here? I think you'd find it easier to get hi-so Chinese ladies to drink Guinness.

Like the proof-reading suggestion, above. Marketing and image is everything. Don't rely on being judged on results, and getting repeat business.

SC

[YipYipYa123]

if guinness was proved to be skin lightening ,the price would go through the roof

its already an expensive drink in thailand ,and thats without its "skin-lightening properties " being advertised . lol

[StreetCowboy]

if guinness was proved to be skin lightening ,the price would go through the roof

its already an expensive drink in thailand ,and thats without its "skin-lightening properties " being advertised . lol

I think you'll find that's the only reason its so expensive. Surely no-one in their right minds would drink it for any other reason?

Its not particularly expensive in Malaysia (pretty much same as any other locally brewed brand)

SC

[brit1984]

Proof-reading / writing essays for rich Thai University students... with the work outsourced to TV members using an auction system to find the cheapest native English speaker available for each assignment!...

If you stick to dissertations and theses, there's no need to worry about getting repeat business either.

If you do a good job, there won't be any repeat business, and if you don't, someone else will get the business next time...

SC

Edit: You might be better targetting the middle classes, who can't afford a hit man.

Edit: And why hamper the business model by restricting yourself to native English speakers. So long as they can string three words together, operate a thesaurus and quote a good price, who cares?

Or did I misread native-English speakers when I should have read native English-speakers, who might work for the minimum wage.

I get the impression from reading between the lines on some threads that there are plenty of native-English speakers (including a few old boys who were educated in the good old days of proper English) who would be competitive on price vis-a-vis the locals.

[fredtitmus]

Emailer for the bar girls with falang boyfriends abroad.

read the emails,send the emails,effectively managing the girls with regards to their contacts abroad.You get a percentage of the money sent over and a have a weekly meeting with the girl to discuss the scam where you also get your weekly freebie.

If you've got an email

and no'one else can read it

maybe you should hire

THE EMAILER!!!!

[DowntownAl]

U-Haul, only with bikes with sidecars.

[nietzche]

Police comissioner.

Yes, that's a business, not a job.

Police force. They must make a killing!

[nong38]

Thailand is crying out for a Bingo Hall culture, With girls to bring the drinks round of course! In dresses they have been poured into of course! Crisps available in the interval.

Edited April 8, 2012 by nong38

[brit1984]

I had an idea... buy a little island in the Andaman, declare independence from Thailand and build a Super-Casino... anyone thought about this?... or tried this?

[DowntownAl]

What makes you think there is a demand for Health and Safety officers in Thailand?

Coming soon I believe. Most companies are now ISO trained (in the fabrication sector anyway) to one level or another, most common being ISO 9001:2008 which is quality management, and I can see this being added to requirements.

People with influence will buy the contracts from the large Japanese companies. Not many others will bother ?

I can't see a country where most people working as drivers are permantly drunk all day and allowed to because the company owners have already paid tea money to be left alone changing to paying for health and safety.

I know cab drivers in Canada who live exactly the same way. A bottle of wine in the proverbial brown paper bag under the drivers seat, stop (or not) and smoke a doobie (sometimes with their customers), and then drive a bunch of drunks home. Many skip that silly idea of paying taxes, living above board, and they do it with the local commentary about tea money. It may be a different culture here but people are people the world over.

[lovelaos]

I had an idea... buy a little island in the Andaman, declare independence from Thailand and build a Super-Casino... anyone thought about this?... or tried this?

Not exactly an island, but there is a little country just norh of you which does very well indeed from a 'super-casino'