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Top Ten Proofs You Have Been Acculturated In Thailand

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When you only think girls with white skin look nice.

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When you build it, tear in down, build it again, tear it down again then build it again and pleased it is 80% correct.

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When you think that fluorescent green paint on the house looks nice. (inside walls too)

Go on holiday with 25 of your best friends and relatives stay in one hotel room.

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Think nothing of it when everybody dips their saliva covered spoon into the main dish.

When you think Wang Nam Khieo looks like Switzerland.

When your staff is late, explains they were watching football, and you think it's OK.

When you wake up at the crack of noon, then take a nap.

You automatically expect a kickback when you take a Farang shopping.

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When a large unattractive very white woman passed by and you go, ooooo nice.

Read a magazine and point out all the gory pictures to your friends.

There is a report on the news of a bus crash with bodies strewn all over the highway and you are bummed out there are no pictures.

You start dropping off a snack to the shrine in the back yard.

When you think an entire week of drunken water wars for Songkran is not quite enough.

You say 'falang' instead of 'farang'.

Stop it people; it isn't cute. It's stupid.

You say 'falang' instead of 'farang'.

Stop it people; it isn't cute. It's stupid.

Yah, but when I hear someone say Fah rang I ask him to call back later.

when you start thinking tall, big girls with white skin and big eyes are sexy

When your goal for walking is always to walk as slowly as humanly possible so as not to do that disgusting thing called sweating.

When you think nothing of someone behind you in line constantly hitting and pushing you even though there's nowhere to go.

When you start looking forward to rainy season because the temperature is 'cooler'.

When you see roaches crawling on the open meats you're about to buy and just brush the roaches aside before picking your pieces of meat unfazed.

When the only criteria you consider when judging a woman's beauty is how light or dark her skin is.

When you are so used to 17 - 25 year-old girls walking around in nearly see-thru tops and short skirts that you are often more interested in just getting home out of the heat to have a good beer and check TV for the latest updates.

When you notice yourself becoming quite a lazy person and are OK with it.

When you notice you really don't care about details anymore.

When you have a Thai nickname that you use when introducing yourself to other Farang.

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