Top Ten Proofs You Have Been Acculturated In Thailand

[pauljones]

When you only think girls with white skin look nice.

[pauljones]

When you build it, tear in down, build it again, tear it down again then build it again and pleased it is 80% correct.

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Edited April 10, 2012 by pauljones

[pauljones]

When you think that fluorescent green paint on the house looks nice. (inside walls too)

[pauljones]

Go on holiday with 25 of your best friends and relatives stay in one hotel room.

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Edited April 10, 2012 by pauljones

[pauljones]

Think nothing of it when everybody dips their saliva covered spoon into the main dish.

[pauljones]

When you think Wang Nam Khieo looks like Switzerland.

[pauljones]

When occasionally you get the Thai price.

[pauljones]

When you bring your pillow to work.

[pauljones]

When your staff is late, explains they were watching football, and you think it's OK.

[pauljones]

When you wake up at the crack of noon, then take a nap.

[pauljones]

You automatically expect a kickback when you take a Farang shopping.

[pauljones]

When a large unattractive very white woman passed by and you go, ooooo nice.

[pauljones]

Read a magazine and point out all the gory pictures to your friends.

[pauljones]

There is a report on the news of a bus crash with bodies strewn all over the highway and you are bummed out there are no pictures.

[pauljones]

You start dropping off a snack to the shrine in the back yard.

[pauljones]

When you think an entire week of drunken water wars for Songkran is not quite enough.

[SomTumTiger]

You spend far to much time thinking of items for a silly list on TV.

[bendix]

You say 'falang' instead of 'farang'.

Stop it people; it isn't cute. It's stupid.

[IanForbes]

You say 'falang' instead of 'farang'.

Stop it people; it isn't cute. It's stupid.

Yah, but when I hear someone say Fah rang I ask him to call back later.

[TomTao]

You start craving rice after a few days eating farang food.

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[manarak]

when you start thinking tall, big girls with white skin and big eyes are sexy

[xthAi76s]

When your goal for walking is always to walk as slowly as humanly possible so as not to do that disgusting thing called sweating.

Edited April 11, 2012 by xthAi76s

[xthAi76s]

When you think nothing of someone behind you in line constantly hitting and pushing you even though there's nowhere to go.

[xthAi76s]

When you start looking forward to rainy season because the temperature is 'cooler'.

Edited April 11, 2012 by xthAi76s

[xthAi76s]

When you see roaches crawling on the open meats you're about to buy and just brush the roaches aside before picking your pieces of meat unfazed.

[xthAi76s]

When the only criteria you consider when judging a woman's beauty is how light or dark her skin is.

[xthAi76s]

When you are so used to 17 - 25 year-old girls walking around in nearly see-thru tops and short skirts that you are often more interested in just getting home out of the heat to have a good beer and check TV for the latest updates.

[xthAi76s]

When you notice yourself becoming quite a lazy person and are OK with it.

[xthAi76s]

When you notice you really don't care about details anymore.

[xthAi76s]

When you have a Thai nickname that you use when introducing yourself to other Farang.