At 03:47 04/10/2002 +0000, you wrote:

Hi John

I have recieved your mail already. I understand you . You have many duty in yourlife. I thanks you for your intention for me. My grandmother died I need many money for a cremation. I not have enough money return my friend but you don't worry me I nevermind I understand you. I missing you,too. I hope to see you again.John. you take care of yourself,too. I waiting for you always,John. Miss bye bye

Miss you always

Sita

Of course it could be true!

Grandmothers die for the fifteenth time every day!

In my limited experience, it is usually the mother or father who has died again, but the granny option is an interesting choice. Much less chance of later verification if the relationship moves along, so maybe she really cares about you.

At 03:47 04/10/2002 +0000, you wrote:

Hi John

I have recieved your mail already. I understand you . You have many duty in yourlife. I thanks you for your intention for me. My grandmother died I need many money for a cremation. I not have enough money return my friend but you don't worry me I nevermind I understand you. I missing you,too. I hope to see you again.John. you take care of yourself,too. I waiting for you always,John. Miss bye bye

Miss you always

Sita

A quick 10,000 ought to do it. Don't wait, do it now as she is rare and not like the others.

10,000 will not be enough

Remember she will have to go and visit grandpa everyday now so at least give her enough for a new motorcycle

30,000 should cover it

She is well worth it. She obviously truly loves you.

Oh and dont forget the leather gear for later in your relationship, she will just need it now to be safe on the new bike say another 5000 with 2 helmets for thai boyfriend. Then theres the petrol say 1000 but you want her safe seeing see loves you so much

If she comes from a large family and you are expecting more family loses then it might actually work out cheaper to go ahead and buy her a hearse.

Why not you make a funeral-run by yourself and give a contribution.

Just make sure who ever inside the Box is exactly her Grandma.

the buffalo is also sick too and they need a new one.

Thai BF in jail, call is my brother. Please send money for pay guard let him out on Saturday.

Ever your truly love

Sita

PS miss you long time George.

Oops sorry..John

Still love you long time darlink

Samran u git, u beat me to the buffalo line!

Eric just send her a box of matches, remember it's the thought

that counts she loves u she aint interested in $$$

and all khun phaw's chickens they dead ...

I seen grandma heading to the fire on a moped the other day. She will be fine now.

and yes you are a john, eric

Buy some of those paper toy dollars the chinese burn ........send her a huge box of them. Tell her they are counterfeit notes she can sell at Yaowarat. Then when she goes to jail you will get letters asking for more help.

The date of the e-mail is Oct 2002! The corpse will be a bit smelly by now!

The date of the e-mail is Oct 2002! The corpse will be a bit smelly by now!

Nice and dry. Burn easy....no need for money the Boy Scouts can incinerate her as a fundraiser.