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Maybe its time to merge with New Zealand

or the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

Ok we will obviously have to add a few sheep to the Thailand Needs Cricket (Two Knees)(Leg of Hogget) Cricket Team Cheerleaders. have to add another vehicle though.

Need to ask SC re the sheep. I know a Cheerleader on each knee would be OK......but a sheep?

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Maybe its time to merge with New Zealand

or the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

Ok we will obviously have to add a few sheep to the Thailand Needs Cricket (Two Knees)(Leg of Hogget) Cricket Team Cheerleaders. have to add another vehicle though.

Need to ask SC re the sheep. I know a Cheerleader on each knee would be OK......but a sheep?

Sorry - I forwarded the post above to a Welsh friend, and now the Cardiff Obscene Publications squad is after me...

I sought advice from a lawyer, and he said "Baah! Humbug!"

Like the rest of us, he'd do anything for a little sweetie...

SC

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A sheep'll crop your wicket

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Maybe its time to merge with New Zealand

or the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team

Ok we will obviously have to add a few sheep to the Thailand Needs Cricket (Two Knees)(Leg of Hogget) Cricket Team Cheerleaders. have to add another vehicle though.

Need to ask SC re the sheep. I know a Cheerleader on each knee would be OK......but a sheep?

Got to keep the grass in the outfield trimmed you know. wink.png

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Ok we will obviously have to add a few sheep to the Thailand Needs Cricket (Two Knees)(Leg of Hogget) Cricket Team Cheerleaders. have to add another vehicle though.

Need to ask SC re the sheep. I know a Cheerleader on each knee would be OK......but a sheep?

Got to keep the grass in the outfield trimmed you know. wink.png

Could also be the making of a constant supply of lamb chops.

Now......that would be a bonus.

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Sorry - I forwarded the post above to a Welsh friend, and now the Cardiff Obscene Publications squad is after me...

I sought advice from a lawyer, and he said "Baah! Humbug!"

Like the rest of us, he'd do anything for a little sweetie...

SC

TV Cricket

A sheep'll crop your wicket

of course, ewe should be fine now.

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Ok we will obviously have to add a few sheep to the Thailand Needs Cricket (Two Knees)(Leg of Hogget) Cricket Team Cheerleaders. have to add another vehicle though.

Need to ask SC re the sheep. I know a Cheerleader on each knee would be OK......but a sheep?

Got to keep the grass in the outfield trimmed you know. wink.png

Could also be the making of a constant supply of lamb chops.

Now......that would be a bonus.

Wow! You are going to BBQ up one of the NZ teams GFs?

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Got to keep the grass in the outfield trimmed you know. wink.png

Could also be the making of a constant supply of lamb chops.

Now......that would be a bonus.

Wow! You are going to BBQ up one of the NZ teams GFs?

Blimey Charlie......what have I started?

Hope and pray the Boss can deflect from this with an update on our newest batsman.

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I still cant believe that Australia could be ranked 10th on the 20/20 list!

Don't feel too bad.

Just think...if I had been playing for them before joining the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team,

then they would not have even made the list to be ranked......sad.png

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Now that Australia doesn't win much, the winning mentality of the Aussies could cause social problems.

Maybe they need to change that mentality... or start winning!

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

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Now that Australia doesn't win much, the winning mentality of the Aussies could cause social problems.

Maybe they need to change that mentality... or start winning!

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

One of the reasons for me joining the "Thailand Needs Cricket" team.......just saying.

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Now that Australia doesn't win much, the winning mentality of the Aussies could cause social problems.

Maybe they need to change that mentality... or start winning!

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

It's okay brit, I know I'm a winner. rolleyes.gif

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Portable Jazz Band.

This is the type of music they were playing only brass and drums,no vocals.Also it happened to be this tune as they went past.

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Portable Jazz Band.

This is the type of music they were playing only brass and drums,no vocals.Also it happened to be this tune as they went past.

One of the first tunes I learnt on the trumpet. A classic

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Portable Jazz Band.

This is the type of music they were playing only brass and drums,no vocals.Also it happened to be this tune as they went past.

The chap, on the right in the white shirt, certainly made the trombone talk.....fantastic.....clap2.gif

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post-140056-0-09640600-1343350560_thumb.

Portable Jazz Band.

This is the type of music they were playing only brass and drums,no vocals.Also it happened to be this tune as they went past.

One of the first tunes I learnt on the trumpet. A classic

The trumpet is one of the instruments I would have liked to Play.
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Portable Jazz Band.

This is the type of music they were playing only brass and drums,no vocals.Also it happened to be this tune as they went past.

One of the first tunes I learnt on the trumpet. A classic

The trumpet is one of the instruments I would have liked to Play.

The trumpet is a fun instrument to play, but relatively difficult to play well (IMHO). Unfortunately I did not play it well

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I still cant believe that Australia could be ranked 10th on the 20/20 list!

I know, it's amazing! Especially when there are more teams much better than them, that are ranked below them. wink.png

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I still cant believe that Australia could be ranked 10th on the 20/20 list!

I know, it's amazing! Especially when there are more teams much better than them, that are ranked below them. wink.png

Afghanistan is much underated team

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Nobody needs criket... stupid game...

A well argued point my friend thumbsup.gif

I doubt he played cricket in his youth. Sometimes in debate, one's opponents can be one's most convincing evidence.

SC

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We know our Knees

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I still cant believe that Australia could be ranked 10th on the 20/20 list!

I know, it's amazing! Especially when there are more teams much better than them, that are ranked below them. wink.png

Afghanistan is much underated team

I'll not bore you with a full list of their triumphs, but suffice to say, as far as I can tell from my 30-second research, Afghanistan have beaten Scotland in each of their four encounters.

SC

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Cricket teas and crumpet

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How many bottles of whiskey did they make the Scots drink first.

Piysen! Thur's nae Ees in Singul Malt! Nae wunner they wir strugglin'

RIBB

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Know the difference,

make a difference

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May I ask what position the "Thailand Needs Cricket" 20/20 team is in as I don't seem to be able to find any results.....smile.png

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May I ask what position the "Thailand Needs Cricket" 20/20 team is in as I don't seem to be able to find any results.....smile.png

Brit has gone missing mate. He has all the info

I think England had a world record score against them or something.

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