If I wanted a taxi,

If I wanted counterfeit goods, a massage,

Or a good deal on a suit from an Indian taylor,

Or drugs from a Nigerian dope peddler on Sukhumvit in the middle of the night and in the rain,

Or a piece of reduced-price gum from the cashier at 7-11 as I am buying my Chang...

I would ask for it...

lots of good points there. that one about the gum really gets me going too, seems the tellers are on commission or something.

ordered a coffee from a shop in central rama 2 yesterday, and before the lady got a chance to say would you like a cake, i told her at the start., just a coffee, no cake, no sandwich, no muffin, just a coffee.

funny how nobody ever asks : would you like me to shut up now and only give you what you asked for or later?

I would just like thais to walk in a straight line....since they dawdle and zig zag it pisses me off trying to get past them on these crowded footpaths... i can deal with do you want cake or sandwich with that...

i must say that the cake thing at 7 does me in too.

Same at MacDonalds and their <deleted> fries.