Biker Etiquette From A Non-Biker

[TwoDogz]

Sounds like typical Harley Fag/Hell's Angels piece o' shit white trash scum. Why don't you all go drive your underpowered, steel scrap mobiles of a cliff and make the world a better place. Not sure why anyone would want to join an "outlaw club" full of homos who dress like pirates anyway.

I was gunna say...but then

As opposed to the guy who needs to dress up in skin tight matching leathers (Village People alert!), corporate advertising boots and lids (assuming those same helmets don't have some 'badass' skull and crossbones or a replica racer graphics), squeak up on to their overpowered, overgraphiced (exactly how much of your super swift bike can you use?) bike and then circle jerk about how fast they rode?

Not that I would imply somebody on a 'NInja' 650 would fall into that category or use an avatar of him missing an apex badly

Not making any sense. Those leathers, boots and helmets are for protection from the ground. Harley guys don't have much to protect so that's understandable why you would need to be educated on the matter. As for missing the apex, not sure what you are on about. I didn't realize it was an animated gif that showed my line through the turn. Go back to sitting in a pub with all your fat bearded retard friends on outdated technology talking about how your hooker wives keep stealing from you.

They obviously didn't get the bike.

Personally, I would prefer the bikies to the bikers, bikers are so anal.

Bikes are not allowed on the tollways...som nom nah.

[dave_boo]

Sounds like typical Harley Fag/Hell's Angels piece o' shit white trash scum. Why don't you all go drive your underpowered, steel scrap mobiles of a cliff and make the world a better place. Not sure why anyone would want to join an "outlaw club" full of homos who dress like pirates anyway.

As opposed to the guy who needs to dress up in skin tight matching leathers (Village People alert!), corporate advertising boots and lids (assuming those same helmets don't have some 'badass' skull and crossbones or a replica racer graphics), squeak up on to their overpowered, overgraphiced (exactly how much of your super swift bike can you use?) bike and then circle jerk about how fast they rode?

Not that I would imply somebody on a 'NInja' 650 would fall into that category or use an avatar of him missing an apex badly

Not making any sense. Those leathers, boots and helmets are for protection from the ground. Harley guys don't have much to protect so that's understandable why you would need to be educated on the matter. As for missing the apex, not sure what you are on about. I didn't realize it was an animated gif that showed my line through the turn. Go back to sitting in a pub with all your fat bearded retard friends on outdated technology talking about how your rice monkey wives keep stealing from you.

I'm sorry you are a sad little man who has reading comprehesion issues. So I will go backwards through your post (maybe you are dyslexic and this will help?) answering your assumptions. While the majority of my friends ARE fat (same me ) not a single one of them is bearded. The rice monkey comment...let me do a quick mental poll...nope all my mate's wives have professions. Pubs? Only when we go on rides; the rest of the time we are working. Oh, and nobody in any group I hang with has a chopper.

Trust me, your avatar is as plain as the picture posted below that you missed the apex...doesn't need to be animated.

It's also a FAIL on your part that you were unable to understand I was mocking the style of gear; not the gear choice itself...but I suppose being able to read past a primary level would be a requirement for an uptake of information that is not spelled out with little pictures to go along with it.

[arnoldjr]

Sounds like typical Harley Fag/Hell's Angels piece o' shit white trash scum. Why don't you all go drive your underpowered, steel scrap mobiles of a cliff and make the world a better place. Not sure why anyone would want to join an "outlaw club" full of homos who dress like pirates anyway.

As opposed to the guy who needs to dress up in skin tight matching leathers (Village People alert!), corporate advertising boots and lids (assuming those same helmets don't have some 'badass' skull and crossbones or a replica racer graphics), squeak up on to their overpowered, overgraphiced (exactly how much of your super swift bike can you use?) bike and then circle jerk about how fast they rode?

Not that I would imply somebody on a 'NInja' 650 would fall into that category or use an avatar of him missing an apex badly

Not making any sense. Those leathers, boots and helmets are for protection from the ground. Harley guys don't have much to protect so that's understandable why you would need to be educated on the matter. As for missing the apex, not sure what you are on about. I didn't realize it was an animated gif that showed my line through the turn. Go back to sitting in a pub with all your fat bearded retard friends on outdated technology talking about how your rice monkey wives keep stealing from you.

I'm sorry you are a sad little man who has reading comprehesion issues. So I will go backwards through your post (maybe you are dyslexic and this will help?) answering your assumptions. While the majority of my friends ARE fat (same me ) not a single one of them is bearded. The rice monkey comment...let me do a quick mental poll...nope all my mate's wives have professions. Pubs? Only when we go on rides; the rest of the time we are working. Oh, and nobody in any group I hang with has a chopper.

Trust me, your avatar is as plain as the picture posted below that you missed the apex...doesn't need to be animated.

It's also a FAIL on your part that you were unable to understand I was mocking the style of gear; not the gear choice itself...but I suppose being able to read past a primary level would be a requirement for an uptake of information that is not spelled out with little pictures to go along with it.

Yes of course, the oldest profession.

[dave_boo]

Yes of course, the oldest profession.

Seriously...do you have anything to add to this discussion?

[TwoDogz]

He wears a hair net.

[snowflake]

Can a mod just close it.down before they start measuring their willies??? Please? It is painful to see dumb people argure with.people who troll that argure with people who like to win them up...

Please- it has gone far enough- end it now!

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[wantan]

Yep, we don't need loud pipes or biker gangs and we don't need any more rain.

Now please close the thread

[Semper]

Can a mod just close it.down before they start measuring their willies??? Please? It is painful to see dumb people argure with.people who troll that argure with people who like to win them up...

Please- it has gone far enough- end it now!

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Please don't, I find it amusing.

[loserlazer]

Sounds like typical Harley Fag/Hell's Angels piece o' shit white trash scum. Why don't you all go drive your underpowered, steel scrap mobiles of a cliff and make the world a better place. Not sure why anyone would want to join an "outlaw club" full of homos who dress like pirates anyway.

As opposed to the guy who needs to dress up in skin tight matching leathers (Village People alert!), corporate advertising boots and lids (assuming those same helmets don't have some 'badass' skull and crossbones or a replica racer graphics), squeak up on to their overpowered, overgraphiced (exactly how much of your super swift bike can you use?) bike and then circle jerk about how fast they rode?

Not that I would imply somebody on a 'NInja' 650 would fall into that category or use an avatar of him missing an apex badly

Not making any sense. Those leathers, boots and helmets are for protection from the ground. Harley guys don't have much to protect so that's understandable why you would need to be educated on the matter. As for missing the apex, not sure what you are on about. I didn't realize it was an animated gif that showed my line through the turn. Go back to sitting in a pub with all your fat bearded retard friends on outdated technology talking about how your hooker wives keep stealing from you.

I do not have any harley and i do not like one either but bikers are bikers whatever they are riding. But your post?

it is easy to talk in the forum. If you have guts, give us an address or name and let's talk face to face somewhere suitable?

But, guys like you just talk, right?

And, talking about the wives of the others this way? C'mon, we are waiting you outside, just a name, huh?

Do harley guys gang raped you or someone you like before or something man? Did you like it? it looks like you liked it you know. Because you are scratching you ass now again.

And, others here disrespecting someone due to the brad of their bikes, shame on you guys especially a guy riding a 250 cc ninja shitty bike disrespecting others on their harleys? Do not make me laugh man haha

[dave_boo]

Actually I am on the underpowered 250...

But quite ridiculous that a biker feels the need to ridicule another biker for the choice in ride.

[saorsa]

2 wheels is 2 wheels in the end. I've had sports bikes, trailies, trikes and chops over the years. I prefer Harleys so that is what I ride now, but couldn't care less what others ride. I do take exception to the sort of insults Arnold is throwing out here though...there is no need for that <deleted>!

[BirdsandBooze]

Middle aged men talking about fighting! It's just like being back at school, 'cept the classmates are 30 years older now

[Semper]

2 wheels is 2 wheels in the end. I've had sports bikes, trailies, trikes and chops over the years. I prefer Harleys so that is what I ride now, but couldn't care less what others ride. I do take exception to the sort of insults Arnold is throwing out here though...there is no need for that <deleted>!

Not trying to be pedantic, but doesn't trikes use 3 wheels?

[saorsa]

2 wheels is 2 wheels in the end. I've had sports bikes, trailies, trikes and chops over the years. I prefer Harleys so that is what I ride now, but couldn't care less what others ride. I do take exception to the sort of insults Arnold is throwing out here though...there is no need for that <deleted>!

Not trying to be pedantic, but doesn't trikes use 3 wheels?

dam_n, you got me.....ok 2 or 3 wheels is 2 or 3 wheels in the end...er unless a robin reliant which is just shit!

[BirdsandBooze]

2 wheels is 2 wheels in the end. I've had sports bikes, trailies, trikes and chops over the years. I prefer Harleys so that is what I ride now, but couldn't care less what others ride. I do take exception to the sort of insults Arnold is throwing out here though...there is no need for that <deleted>!

Not trying to be pedantic, but doesn't trikes use 3 wheels?

dam_n, you got me.....ok 2 or 3 wheels is 2 or 3 wheels in the end...er unless a robin reliant which is just shit!

I think Derek Trotter might take issue with that

[dave_boo]

And think of all the missed Mr. Bean gags if no Reliant.

[snowflake]

I guess that since you guys don't want to stop it is fair game for the rest of us to bring this even further down---

I would fit a Harley, tall, fat, going bold, and dumb as a rock, but I don't like leather wests or chaps so I am not in that crowed...

Talking shit about other peoples wifes or GF's is just asking for trouble, by the way, everyones GF/wife is a slut, since she is staying with you!

Bikes, don't make me laugh, you are not a real biker if you ride anything but a certain brand from the USA, but then again, the world revolves around that one country who managed to f.... it up for the rest of us!!! So, bikes with plastic on them are gay and so are the riders (why do you have a wife?)

All of this is so dumb, but then again, people I have known for a long time keeps telling me that I am dumb since I don't have 4 wheels, only 2- darn you got me there, trikes are for children, but we probably have a few people here who likes kids!!

Getting close to offending everyone now? Good!

MODS, you can ban me if you please but is this something that is really appropriate in the bikes forum? Why not in a special section where noone but the people who cares will post???

Everyone is wrong, I am right- when I go to sleep, so will you! When I rev my engine at night, be happy that I am not with your wife!!! STUPID THREAD NOW!!!

[dave_boo]

Snowflake, you forgot the adventure tourers who spend more on accessories for their like than a new Ninja 250 costs, ride crosscontinent because the are not bothered by scrotal discomfort (and their ugly wives).

And the sexually suspect super scooter riders...well that's too easy.

And the off road folk who prefer spending loads of time getting dirty in remote woods with other guys...

[nocturn]

Actually I am on the underpowered 250...

But quite ridiculous that a biker feels the need to ridicule another biker for the choice in ride.

isn't that what you did above?

[RED21]

I guess it's time for a song now. 1... 2... 3... ready, and...

[TwoDogz]

Bike week was cool man, it was real busy up here also and I went out for a ride on my Trek and waved to every biker that passed me.

I was connecting with the bro's in my lycra tights.

Edited August 11, 2012 by TwoDogz

[snowflake]

Yes, all bikers are gay and on drugs all the time... Forest with other men, where is Tony with his Versys now??? Hiding in the woods???

What about all the boys on fino's...

[dave_boo]

Actually I am on the underpowered 250...

But quite ridiculous that a biker feels the need to ridicule another biker for the choice in ride.

isn't that what you did above?

That other post you mentioned went right over your head didn't it?

[Scottythai]

Question to the OP now that this thread has been derailed x100. Did you simply go out and ask if they would be a bit more quite? Or were you just lying in bed wishing they would turn off their bikes? Communication is always a 2 way street. If they don't know your there how can they give you the respect you need. /shrug I would have just asked politely.

[snowflake]

Nahhh... Why would he do that? It is much better to bitch and complain on a public forum after it happened... He was probably to scared to gou out to them- thinking that they might have their way with him... Or his wife...

Talk is cheap- type is easy since noone can see you!

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[Kwasaki]

Question to the OP now that this thread has been derailed x100. Did you simply go out and ask if they would be a bit more quite? Or were you just lying in bed wishing they would turn off their bikes? Communication is always a 2 way street. If they don't know your there how can they give you the respect you need. /shrug I would have just asked politely.

If they look like this then maybe OK.

Bike or no bikes when a resort is busy on a holiday time your gonna get noise anyway at all times.

[TwoDogz]

Nahhh... Why would he do that? It is much better to bitch and complain on a public forum after it happened... He was probably to scared to gou out to them- thinking that they might have their way with him... Or his wife...

Talk is cheap- type is easy since noone can see you!

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You sound like like a tough bikie.

What colour is your patch...and ya socks ?

[TwoDogz]

Question to the OP now that this thread has been derailed x100. Did you simply go out and ask if they would be a bit more quite? Or were you just lying in bed wishing they would turn off their bikes? Communication is always a 2 way street. If they don't know your there how can they give you the respect you need. /shrug I would have just asked politely.

If they look like this then maybe OK.

Bike or no bikes when a resort is busy on a holiday time your gonna get noise anyway at all times.

You are not going to get retarted bikies that think they are bad n tough n mean n stuff come in roaring their hogs and sitting on them revving them as loud as they can for 20 minutes before turning them off, in a place where consideration of others is a simple fact.

But bikies do not possess this quality, because they are bad n mean n mighty unclean.

[Scottythai]

Question to the OP now that this thread has been derailed x100. Did you simply go out and ask if they would be a bit more quite? Or were you just lying in bed wishing they would turn off their bikes? Communication is always a 2 way street. If they don't know your there how can they give you the respect you need. /shrug I would have just asked politely.

If they look like this then maybe OK.

Bike or no bikes when a resort is busy on a holiday time your gonna get noise anyway at all times.

You are not going to get retarted bikies that think they are bad n tough n mean n stuff come in roaring their hogs and sitting on them revving them as loud as they can for 20 minutes before turning them off, in a place where consideration of others is a simple fact.

But bikies do not possess this quality, because they are bad n mean n mighty unclean.

It would depend on the individual. If someone asked me to shut my bike down I would. And I just wanted to know because the common thing would be to ask someone as per respect. Bikers are gunna be bikers but most are going to respect the guy who comes out of his room and says. Hey gent's would you mind keeping it down a bit I am trying to get a bit of sleep tonight. Fair is fair ask with respect and you normaly get someback. If you stuck your head out the door and said " Shut your S* down cause its waking up the F*ing world you C*'s then most anyone would react badly.

Just my 2 baht worth

[TwoDogz]

Question to the OP now that this thread has been derailed x100. Did you simply go out and ask if they would be a bit more quite? Or were you just lying in bed wishing they would turn off their bikes? Communication is always a 2 way street. If they don't know your there how can they give you the respect you need. /shrug I would have just asked politely.

If they look like this then maybe OK.

Bike or no bikes when a resort is busy on a holiday time your gonna get noise anyway at all times.

You are not going to get retarted bikies that think they are bad n tough n mean n stuff come in roaring their hogs and sitting on them revving them as loud as they can for 20 minutes before turning them off, in a place where consideration of others is a simple fact.

But bikies do not possess this quality, because they are bad n mean n mighty unclean.

It would depend on the individual. If someone asked me to shut my bike down I would. And I just wanted to know because the common thing would be to ask someone as per respect. Bikers are gunna be bikers but most are going to respect the guy who comes out of his room and says. Hey gent's would you mind keeping it down a bit I am trying to get a bit of sleep tonight. Fair is fair ask with respect and you normaly get someback. If you stuck your head out the door and said " Shut your S* down cause its waking up the F*ing world you C*'s then most anyone would react badly.

Just my 2 baht worth

You see you fail to see the point.

And the point is for bikers and bikies that are a few bulbs short of a xmas tree...we should not have to ask.