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Are You An Animal?

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Okay, some people might think this stupid, but heck, why not. Let's have some fun. :o

If you could be an animal what animal would it be? Why?

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I'd be a chimpanzee... cos they have the biggest balls and shag alot. They can also make excellent money appearing in PG tips ads.

totster :o

Cute little dog or cat -- gripped tightly to the bosoms of every lovely woman that comes by. :o

I would be a dog

Well i love dogs they are the most nobel and loyal creatures you can find...

The best friend.... :D

My second choice will be a bird that can fly...I have always wanted to be able to fly.... :o

My zodiac animal is Taurus, born in the chinese year of the monkey.

I think the monkey fits it better :o .

Edit: Have my head more in the trees/air than my feet on the ground

That´s funny My chinese horoscope is dragon which i think is a mixture between dog and bird isn´t it? :o

i dont wanna be a female flea

flea has the biggest willy if compare with the body size (yes , his willy is bigger than elephant ,gorilla ,chimpanzee(sorry totster) :D:o ..and etc

i fear flea-man :D

I think I would like to be a goldfish or something like this. That would be an exciting life. I could explore my aqurium every day again, as my short time memory only lasts about 3 minutes. So no worries to get bored in life or over qualified :D:o

i dont wanna be a female flea

flea has the biggest willy if compare with the body size (yes , his willy is bigger than elephant ,gorilla ,chimpanzee(sorry totster) :D:o ..and etc

i fear flea-man :D

I didn't say "largest willy".. I said Biggest Balls.. !!! :D:D

totster :D

And with luck Michael jackson would be your owner :o

A hybrid hawk-dolphin of course :o

can explore all the seas/oceans as well as the skies beyond...

If it had to be just one breed, then a sea tourtiouse (however you spell that)would be cool.

I'd like to be a dog so that I could lick my <deleted> all day. Then lick my masters face when he arrives home. :o

I'd be a chimpanzee... cos they have the biggest balls and shag alot. They can also make excellent money appearing in PG tips ads.

totster :D

:o

Shag, that means ###### right? :D

Well my wife calls me a chang nam, so i guess that is the animal i am :o Personally i dont think i look like a hippo

BEAR any type maybe not grizzly , you just have to know me to see why

I'd be a lion - they sleep 22 hours a day, females do all the hunting, and they shag a lot, and very fast. Premature ejaculation? Not MY problem.

Google out lions mating - they are amazing. It lasts only about ten seconds, and the lioness bites the male when they are done with just a right measure of strength. It shows power, gratitude, desire, invitation - all of it.

Flea man? Who'd wanna mate with a flea man?

I'd be a lion - they sleep 22 hours a day, females do all the hunting, and they shag a lot, and very fast. Premature ejaculation? Not MY problem.

Google out lions mating - they are amazing. It lasts only about ten seconds, and the lioness bites the male when they are done with just a right measure of strength. It shows power, gratitude, desire, invitation - all of it.

Flea man? Who'd wanna mate with a flea man?

A flea woman perhaps???

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i dont wanna be a female flea

flea has the biggest willy if compare with the body size (yes , his willy is bigger than elephant ,gorilla ,chimpanzee(sorry totster) :D:o ..and etc

i fear flea-man :D

What would you want to be?

A well looked after pussy cat who sleeps 26 hours a day, gets fed, lots of love and kisses and attention.

Sounds like the one that's on my lap as i write.....

Q: Which animal has longest and which the shortest life span?

A: The Giant Tortoise lives the longest, about 177 years in captivity, and the gastrotrich (a minute aquatic animal) lives the shortest--as short as a three days.

Giant Tortoise for me!

I'll stick to be being me, I'm animal enough as it is.....!! :o

For looks it would have to be a Siberian Tiger, although a wealthy one with beach front villa. :D

redrus

A well looked after pussy cat who sleeps 26 hours a day,

On what planet ? :o

totster :D

A well looked after pussy cat who sleeps 26 hours a day,

On what planet ? :o

totster :D

I think he was speaking figuratively!

By the way totster, why the constant change of avatar. And why this one?!?

I'd like to be a dog so that I could lick my <deleted> all day. Then lick my masters face when he arrives home. :o

Dam! Beat me to it!! :D:D

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