May as well turn this into a sport.

cv

Totser said " That's not fair. I've got to get the train at 20.30"

So I pointed out that he would have to last longer than last night then.

I voted for myself anyway. I'm knackered.

Ok, this's interesting. I was away for a while only to find out later some pisshead spiked my bloody drink.

Anyway, I'm going to vote for the poo... sorry, LJ. He's currently having problems with holding his beer.

And Tots shit the bed last night.

And Tots shit the bed last night.

Someone need to buy Martin a refridgerator?

cv

1986 was the last time i slept,i hope to god its me

LJ.... it says clean and serene under your avatar... Now that you are in LOS, should that not be changed?

Oh, and I voted for you, m´luv.

Being in possession of inside information I consider myself ineligible to vote. They are all a bunch of lightweights anyway.

The story so far...................................................................Toaster made his train O.K. Yorky saw him off and while he was waving goodbye at the station someone knicked his beer. ( and cigs)

Lj & Lc decided to go see the elephants and came in with their back-packs. When I left at 22.00 last night they still hadn't gone. Maybe today. But then again maybe not.

Paddy never made it back

I went home to watch Chelsea stuff Liverpool

To elaborate further:

The day started by the hotel pool. Three of the contestants were drinking cocktails whilst the Yorky was dining on his standard bottles of *Chang*. Lampshade’s was next where the Toaster proved that it was actually possible to get thoroughly ratarsed before 2 pm. Then came the pool games. Various methods of increasing the Toaster’s height so that he could reach the table were discussed, however it was to no avail when it was discovered that he couldn’t stand up anyway. The Yorky was cajoled and bribed to allow the LJ to get at least one ball in the pocket as no one was remotely interested in seeing his arse. Elsie was a little miffed at the “no snogging” rule that Lampshade had introduced as he reckoned he’d lost Bht 2,000.00 profit the previous day when all the locals left early. Given that Mrs Toaster was so knackered from rolling her man home the previous evening, a lift to the station was arranged and the Toasters were deposited on the night train at around 20:30. That left the LJ, Elsie and the Yorky to move along to a local ‘sing-a-song’ bar where big amounts of cash were slipped to the owner to prevent the LJ from even getting near the stage. By midnight it was apparent that not one of the contestants was about to assume the horizontal position and the FG transported everyone home.

And a good night was had by all

Apart from the check bin... nice forgery of Yorky's signature Lampy BTW... where are the photos?

i have witnessed the bill in question,and even more shocking that was my bill from last night that yorky insisted on paying,safari has again been put on hold as my nose has been replaced with a blister.

That sums it up, Yorky (although there's some bullshit in it).

Lj & Lc decided to go see the elephants and came in with their back-packs. When I left at 22.00 last night they still hadn't gone. Maybe today. But then again maybe not.

Better chance to see an elephant round the pub in Bangkok anyway.

Khall says LJ is hung like an elephant....

Still Paddy are still smaller than me....

I never stir Pooh.

Khall says LJ is hung like an elephant....

Still Paddy are still smaller than me....

I never stir Pooh.

Dance with me KAYO..... YOU TURKEY!

LJ are you hung an elephant? I may never know!>>>> ?????

Boyz will be boyz~

Maybe meet you brats .... one of these days!

Well Lamps, I voted for you. On an Ip dip basis you understand as I've never seen any of you drink, I of-course am tee total, never touch the stuff.

LJ is Irish though so, that normally is a head start for most, meaning he should win but....

April is the month of mine and the GF's arrival, I could be up for wee dram....?

redrus

Well Lamps, I voted for you. On an Ip dip basis you understand as I've never seen any of you drink, I of-course am tee total, never touch the stuff.

LJ is Irish though so, that normally is a head start for most, meaning he should win but....

April is the month of mine and the GF's arrival, I could be up for wee dram....?

redrus

I'm an APRIL girl............. DRAMbuie's on REDRUS!!!!!!!!

April/ Aries/ Dragon

Ok........that's it then. Next T.V. get together (PU) in the FC is in April. How about the 1st?

well it would seem that i am the victor,yorky made me promise that i wouldn't changw my plans and stay in surin an extra night

he said he dosent know how i do it.

if anyone is up for a few beers over the next few days in bangkok let me know

well it would seem that i am the victor,yorky made me promise that i wouldn't changw my plans and stay in surin an extra night

he said he dosent know how i do it.

if anyone is up for a few beers over the next few days in bangkok let me know

Yeah... tuky and I drank him under the table last year too... but I bet he won't admit it...

For some reason, when ever I see Yorky writing something on this forum,I think of Jeffrey Boycott. So if Yorky was to fall over, he would do it ever so slowly........

well it would seem that i am the victor,yorky made me promise that i wouldn't changw my plans and stay in surin an extra night

he said he dosent know how i do it.

if anyone is up for a few beers over the next few days in bangkok let me know

Yeah... tuky and I drank him under the table last year too... but I bet he won't admit it...

He was just resting his eyes down there.

cv

Well Lamps, I voted for you. On an Ip dip basis you understand as I've never seen any of you drink, I of-course am tee total, never touch the stuff.

LJ is Irish though so, that normally is a head start for most, meaning he should win but....

April is the month of mine and the GF's arrival, I could be up for wee dram....?

redrus

I'm an APRIL girl............. DRAMbuie's on REDRUS!!!!!!!!

April/ Aries/ Dragon (thats me)

Ok........that's it then. Next T.V. get together (PU) in the FC is in April. How about the 1st?

If thats not meant to be a joke , I'm not up till April 9th or 10th as we're travelling up from Singapore and doin a bit of a tour, Kota Kinabalu, Kota Baru and Langkawi etc. I take it your place is Surin beach, Phucket Lamps....? Don't mind a couple of weary travellers poppin in, Guinness for me Vodka for our lass....?

redrus

I take it your place is Surin beach, Phucket Lamps....?

Errm... Surin as in Surin the Provincial Capital City of the Province of Surin in Isaan (NE Thailand).

Not a beach in site for about 400 kms as the crow flies...

I take it your place is Surin beach, Phucket Lamps....?

Errm... Surin as in Surin the Provincial Capital City of the Province of Surin in Isaan (NE Thailand).

Not a beach in site for about 400 kms as the crow flies...

Bollo*,, 55555, it was a choice of one or the other. I chose wrong.....

redrus

well it would seem that i am the victor,yorky made me promise that i wouldn't changw my plans and stay in surin an extra night

Yeah... tuky and I drank him under the table last year too... but I bet he won't admit it...

First of all, let's get some of the facts in perspective.

Yorky had a visiting Paddy for 2 days prior to the arrival of the terrible three.

Yorky outlived the terrible three on the first night.

Yorky kept up with the terrible three on the second night.

Yorky outlived the the remaining two members of the terrible three on the third night.

And the most pertinent fact of all:

Yorky is twice the age of all of them!

And Tots shit the bed last night.

What... ? Eh.. ? Apparently I threw up on the bed, but it was one of those burp and bile ones... nothing to get excited about.... The more exciting news is that the bed stayed dry !!!

They are all a bunch of lightweights anyway.

I have to concede and concur... but I'm only a lightweight around seasoned hardened power drinkers..

Yorky saw him off and while he was waving goodbye at the station someone knicked his beer. ( and cigs)

I shouldn't but...

That left the LJ, Elsie and the Yorky to move along to a local ‘sing-a-song’ bar where big amounts of cash were slipped to the owner to prevent the LJ from even getting near the stage. By midnight it was apparent that not one of the contestants was about to assume the horizontal position and the FG transported everyone home.

You never took me to the bloody singasong... and I asked nicely ..

i have witnessed the bill in question,and even more shocking that was my bill from last night that yorky insisted on paying,safari has again been put on hold as my nose has been replaced with a blister.

What ?????

totster

You never took me to the bloody singasong... and I asked nicely ..

totster

You asked something of that ilk at around 7:00 pm (if my memory serves me correctly it was "Eee wasshn gooo to shing-a-ssshong"). The sing-a-songs don't open until 8:00 pm at which time you had stopped talking altogether.

... but I'm only a lightweight

totster

Lightweuight.......you

That's like saying Bloncs is portly

well it would seem that i am the victor,yorky made me promise that i wouldn't changw my plans and stay in surin an extra night

Yeah... tuky and I drank him under the table last year too... but I bet he won't admit it...

First of all, let's get some of the facts in perspective.

Yorky had a visiting Paddy for 2 days prior to the arrival of the terrible three.

Yorky outlived the terrible three on the first night.

Yorky kept up with the terrible three on the second night.

Yorky outlived the the remaining two members of the terrible three on the third night.

And the most pertinent fact of all:

Yorky is twice the age of all of them!

We must do it again sometime soon mate.