So anyways, I'm kind of feeling a bit peeved coz I ain't having no luck with local girls.

So I goes down to this bar in Nana Plaza and it's like well wicked. Know what I mean?

All them birds who works there is like well tall and well good looking. Innit.

Funny thing is, they serve champagne but it tastes just like coca cola. Know what I mean?

Then I met Lola. Wow. She done my head in. Innit. What a bird.

What I can't understand, though, is why she walks like a woman but talks like a man. Know what I mean?

Now I ain't the world's most passionate man, but I'm a man and I'm a man. And I'm starting to think that Lola is, too. Know what I mean?

Got any advice?

I think that should be cherry rather than coca cola

I think that should be cherry rather than coca cola

Aah its a code then is it?

is that a general topic? Farang pub maybe?

I vote LondonPete for poster of the year.

I cant wait for his 14th post...

If you "start thinking"... just means you have not have enough drinks... for a London bloke... Know what I mean?

And my advice... if you wanna know... take her to your room and find out what surprise might be waiting for you... Know what I mean?

Definitely worthy of Farang Pub... Mod's know what I mean

Moved to the Pub...

Is this guy serious?

Thought this was going to be a post about Transit vans

My answer to the OPs question is, no. Know what I mean?

My answer to the OPs question is, no. Know what I mean?

Is your troll radar on full gain?

Thought this was going to be a post about Transit vans

Anybody that has ridden in the rear of a transit knows that it is a rough, smelly but exhilerating ride but with the bumps and bounces it is probable your wallet may fall out your trousers too!!

It also depends on who is doing the driving..

I think that the large number of transvestites/ladyboys in Pattaya are because of purely innocent reasons such as: 1) meditation at local temples, 2) pristine sea water to bathe in and #3 to observe the finer points of western culture exhibited by foreign visitors.

But I seriously doubt any transgendered are here for, ahem, play for pay because real men don't bat for the other team... or something like that :)

Feeling Kinksy?

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world

how long it take you to think up that story,

quite good innit. you know what i mean.

What's 'involved' mean exactly ?

My answer could go both ways.

I vote LondonPete for poster of the year.

I cant wait for his 14th post...

What's 'involved' mean exactly ?

My answer could go both ways.

True fro most trannnies... can go both ways ... if you know what I mean...

Funny thing is, they serve champagne but it tastes just like coca cola.

Hope you got nuts with that.

I think that should be cherry rather than coca cola

Feeling Kinksy?

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world

Is Endure the only other one that got the Kinksy connection?

It reminds me off mediumpacedbowlers Caledonian girls , I mean carlifornian girls thread .

edit - act nice act nice baby

Sweet Pete man on his feet not quite sure if its choice meat,innit.

Hangin round the bars and livin it up, yay

Are you straight or simply gay,wicked

Why not have a grab see what it brings.

If it dont swings may be its kaching kaching.

1000 baht for a nicey nicey

Best watch out for the spicey spicey,

Gives you the ring sting,innit bling bling

Hey LondonPete, get a grip.....if you're in Nana Plaza, it's just like Disneyland......only the rides are better.

Drink beer and be a man, stay away from those girly drinks and if you go for the grope and get a bunch of grapes, so what!

Living life is about having fun and not hurting anyone else on your journey......that's my advice.

Is this guy serious?

as a heart attack mate, hes on it like a car bonnet

I think that should be cherry rather than coca cola

Feeling Kinksy?

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world

Is Endure the only other one that got the Kinksy connection?

it really was way to obvious to pay lip service to

Troll innit. (did l spell innit right) ?

I said a thrill's a thrill.

Down to get up -

Yeah, up to get down.

Oh, I will try anything

If it makes my head go round.

Leather whips

And fingertips

I know a boy who is growing tits.

A thrill's a thrill

A thrill's a thrill

Even in paradise

(Thanks to Long John Baldry)

LondonPete - Don't worry.... If you don't look down its not gay innit.. so I've been told anyway, know what I mean?

It is gay.