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Masters Of Sarcasm, Dry Wit And One Liners Thread

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This one is for the Masters of sarcasm, dry wit and one liners.

Let us see the best sarcasm such posters as TinFoilHat, JBrain and Humbugged, to name but a few, have to offer.

Let me start the ball rolling by asking: 'What does the J in JBrain stand for?'

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JBrain is the mystery celebrity that people have rumoured about for years, in fact he's the ultimate Mystery Celebrity.

Right now he's looking at his flock ( a la the Thaivisa membership ) and saying to himself.......<deleted>!!!

See? we can even drive the Messiah to using bad language.

I feel secretly proud of that coffee1.gif

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I thought he might have meant Giant Brain but wasn't good with spelling

'What does the J in JBrain stand for?'

It's 6 steps back from PBrain and well below MTBrain

Sarcasm or truth?

One thing that (insert name or race) really excel(s) at is incompetence

I hope not Jehovah. Haven't got the time to listen to stuff. coffee1.gif

Jumbo, or something similar, I'm sure. :rolleyes:

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Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

Its a good point but I feel that his or hers avatar would indicate Brain

Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

Its a good point but I feel that his or hers avatar would indicate Brain

Maybe he was not thinking when he put his av up ?

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Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

Its a good point but I feel that his or hers avatar would indicate Brain

Maybe he was not thinking when he put his av up ?

I seem to remember a specific reference to his avatar when he joined...i better PM so he knows the TV fan base wants to know

as in caveman thickhead n such.

ooops....forgot first rule of funny club, dont explain it.

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as in caveman thickhead n such.

ooops....forgot first rule of funny club, dont explain it.

Luckily this is the sarcasm thread

If wit was sh*t, this thread is still sweet smelling.

Semper is tops for one liner replies, lazy, but he has the knack. thumbsup.gif ..........smile.png

You have all been reported for insulting another member, only Bookman has been left out, for now, as he informed me that something was going on. laugh.png

Anyway, I feel honored to have a thread dedicated to me so far. I almost feel like if I'm The Blether now, oops you shouldn't know that.

Go on boys, so far 1 poster has come close to the truth but as Humbugged said, first rule is to not explain biggrin.png

The winner will be brainiest poster of the year biggrin.png

Semper is tops for one liner replies, lazy, but he has the knack. thumbsup.gif ..........smile.png

Payboy get's my vote.
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The winner will be brainiest poster of the year biggrin.png

When will he join the forum. coffee1.gif ..............................smile.png
'What does the J in JBrain stand for?'

The national anthem.

Or it's off to jail for 15 years.

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Jiminycricket Brain

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Careful, he might steal that avatar

the secret is in the avatar.

Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

Its a good point but I feel that his or hers avatar would indicate Brain

Maybe he was not thinking when he put his av up ?

Maybe he misread it

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