Masters Of Sarcasm, Dry Wit And One Liners Thread

[BookMan]

This one is for the Masters of sarcasm, dry wit and one liners.

Let us see the best sarcasm such posters as TinFoilHat, JBrain and Humbugged, to name but a few, have to offer.

Let me start the ball rolling by asking: 'What does the J in JBrain stand for?'

[TommoPhysicist]

Jackass?

[smokie36]

Julie.

[theblether]

Jesus

JBrain is the mystery celebrity that people have rumoured about for years, in fact he's the ultimate Mystery Celebrity.

Right now he's looking at his flock ( a la the Thaivisa membership ) and saying to himself.......<deleted>!!!

See? we can even drive the Messiah to using bad language.

I feel secretly proud of that

[BookMan]

I thought he might have meant Giant Brain but wasn't good with spelling

[loong]

'What does the J in JBrain stand for?'

It's 6 steps back from PBrain and well below MTBrain

[loong]

Sarcasm or truth?

One thing that (insert name or race) really excel(s) at is incompetence

[transam]

I hope not Jehovah. Haven't got the time to listen to stuff.

[plopmeister]

Jackasnory.

[TommoPhysicist]

I hope not Jehovah. Haven't got the time to listen to stuff.

Careful, you're risking a stoning.

[Payboy]

Jumbo, or something similar, I'm sure.

[Humbugged]

Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

[BookMan]

Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

Its a good point but I feel that his or hers avatar would indicate Brain

[Humbugged]

Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

Its a good point but I feel that his or hers avatar would indicate Brain

Maybe he was not thinking when he put his av up ?

[BookMan]

Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

Its a good point but I feel that his or hers avatar would indicate Brain

Maybe he was not thinking when he put his av up ?

I seem to remember a specific reference to his avatar when he joined...i better PM so he knows the TV fan base wants to know

[Humbugged]

I'll go with Jurassic then

[Humbugged]

as in caveman thickhead n such.

ooops....forgot first rule of funny club, dont explain it.

[BookMan]

as in caveman thickhead n such.

ooops....forgot first rule of funny club, dont explain it.

Luckily this is the sarcasm thread

[loong]

If wit was sh*t, this thread is still sweet smelling.

[transam]

Semper is tops for one liner replies, lazy, but he has the knack. ..........

[jbrain]

You have all been reported for insulting another member, only Bookman has been left out, for now, as he informed me that something was going on.

Anyway, I feel honored to have a thread dedicated to me so far. I almost feel like if I'm The Blether now, oops you shouldn't know that.

Go on boys, so far 1 poster has come close to the truth but as Humbugged said, first rule is to not explain

[BookMan]

Junior Brain?

[jbrain]

The winner will be brainiest poster of the year

[jbrain]

Semper is tops for one liner replies, lazy, but he has the knack. ..........

Payboy get's my vote.

[transam]

The winner will be brainiest poster of the year

When will he join the forum. ..............................

[Jingthing]

Jiminycricket Brain

[cbrer]

'What does the J in JBrain stand for?'

The national anthem.

Or it's off to jail for 15 years.

[BookMan]

Jiminycricket Brain

Careful, he might steal that avatar

[jbrain]

the secret is in the avatar.

[StreetCowboy]

Are we sure it is not JB rain ?

Its a good point but I feel that his or hers avatar would indicate Brain

Maybe he was not thinking when he put his av up ?

Maybe he misread it