Time for a little levity here in Bedlam .....

Would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney??

OR

Drinking and driving with Ted Kennedy??

Would you rather have sex with Bill Clinton??

OR

Hillary Clinton??

Would you rather go down to your local Burger King for a bacon cheeseburger in your country of choice?

OR

Sneak off, kill a wild pig and grill and eat your own bacon cheeseburger in illegal isolation in some islamo-wacko dream country of the future?

Dick is the final answer

Questions, questions,

Dick is the final answer

Which Dick, dear?

Next question.....?

Dick is the final answer

Which Dick, dear?

I think there was only one Dick in the quiz!

Dick is the final answer

Which Dick, dear?

this one >

hehe

i´d go bacon double cheeseburger or, maybe... just maybe.... hunting with er..... Jessicaq Alba

I'd do any of the above w/exception of drinking/driving w/Ted (the Swimmer) Kennedy!

Dick is the final answer

Which Dick, dear?

this one >

hehe

Bambina, the sweetest, dirtiest girl!

I'd do any of the above w/exception of drinking/driving w/Ted (the Swimmer) Kennedy!

Boon, you would do the Clintons? One at a time or at the same time?

I'd do any of the above w/exception of drinking/driving w/Ted (the Swimmer) Kennedy!

Boon, you would do the Clintons? One at a time or at the same time?

It's amazing what secret desires are revealed on thaivisa...

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As for myself, I'd prefer to drive with Kennedy... instead of the lingering, painful, and exruciatingly slow agonizing death inflicted by Cheney:

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - The 78-year-old lawyer wounded by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident suffered a heart attack Tuesday after a shotgun pellet in his chest traveled to his heart, hospital officials said. Harry Whittington was immediately moved back to the intensive care unit.

As for the sex portion, as it's only one-sided.... would suggest including Barbara Bush as the another choice. Personally, however, I believe actually the only female Republican that would be worthwhile would be Michelle Malkin... and then, only if her bar fine was reasonable.

And sorry, but the last question is just too "wacko" (to coin the OP's words) to merit a response.

And sorry, but the last question is just too "wacko" (to coin the OP's words) to merit a response.

The idea of the original post was not that people would respond to the actual questions, but rather make up some additional humorous choice questions of their own. But hey, whatever, that's why they're called threads.