The Apocalypse As It Happens - Live Reports

[radiochaser]

For today best be prepared for the hot temperatures of 1250 C at least this is from what the weather forecast showed

Hey!! What is the weather for Saturday??? I need to know what to wear that day!!

[mca]

UPDATE: Reuters: Riot police were called in to quell a disturbance of unruly westerners in Pattaya, Thailand, as, upon discovering that today was the supposed end of the world, the inebriates mistook it for yet another Thai religious holiday and assumed that the bars would be closed.

Police Colonel Sombat Tatpaiboon said " We managed to calm the rioters down by convincing them that today was in fact the 22nd December and they'd missed the supposed apocalypse. Let's face it, most of them have been in the bag since they landed on a 3 month tourist visa decades ago so it was a relatively simple task. Most of them can barely remember where they live"

[khunPer]

Nstradamus: »From the calm morning, the end will come When of the dancing horse the number of circles will be 9.«

The Gangnam Style video has now been watched 997.228.920 times - the end is near!

[ignis]

So where is Private Frazer

...........with eyes wide, arch your eyebrows and say in a high pitched, cod Scottish accent "We're all doomed!" I tell ya Dooooooooooomed !!

[ballpoint]

An amulet, very expensive, is available in extremely limited quantities. it appears Jatuporn and his wife have obtained one each and hope to be the new Adam and Eve if the rest of humanity is destroyed. There goes a million years of evolution.

Buddha was right. Even evolution is cyclic. The monkey, the human and back to the monkey again.

[baboon]

The time is not yet. Let's be precise on this important moment in the history. Mayans were scientists who's year started on winter solstice.

The exact moment for this is today 11:12 UT. That would be 18:12 in Thailand.

Better get the beers in a but early, then.

[klauskunkel]

...just woke up...Is it over, did I miss it???

[transam]

That would be 18:12 in Thailand., so still time left........... put off shopping today.......... evening meal have got ready so will have early. even got strawberries and cream, as will be no need to worry about being Dietetic........ big question should I go out and water the garden now ?

No, wait till it's on fire. .............

[ignis]

That would be 18:12 in Thailand., so still time left........... put off shopping today.......... evening meal have got ready so will have early. even got strawberries and cream, as will be no need to worry about being Dietetic........ big question should I go out and water the garden now ?

No, wait till it's on fire. .............

To late, just done

[whybother]

NASA has confirmed that in the late afternoon on 21st December the skies will go very dark.

It's an interesting phenomenon called "Night".

[BWPattaya]

I was in Soi 6 earlier. I started to prepare for my end by choosing seventy two virgins for my afterlife. I am still looking! So many bars, so many girls and so little time.

[Thaddeus]

14.24, Sisaket, Kunwadee Villa, Soi 3 House 202/139

A foreigner's hamster was found dead, then disappeared in a black hole, witnesses said.

Died at the wheel, tragic.

[churchill]

This just in .. It's starting .......

https://twitter.com/ScrewtapeFiles/status/282061341794127872/photo/1

[Swiss1960]

I was in Soi 6 earlier. I started to prepare for my end by choosing seventy two virgins for my afterlife. I am still looking! So many bars, so many girls and so little time.

... virgins in soi 6...

[noob7]

I was in Soi 6 earlier. I started to prepare for my end by choosing seventy two virgins for my afterlife. I am still looking! So many bars, so many girls and so little time.

Found any virgin, yet? I mean, above the legal age limit?

[Fozfromoz]

I was in Soi 6 earlier. I started to prepare for my end by choosing seventy two virgins for my afterlife. I am still looking! So many bars, so many girls and so little time.

Not to mention you'd be hard pressed to find a virgin in that part of the world!

[lounger]

The time is not yet. Let's be precise on this important moment in the history. Mayans were scientists who's year started on winter solstice.

The exact moment for this is today 11:12 UT. That would be 18:12 in Thailand.

I read that it was to be at 10:05, but it didnt say which time zone. The world is not going to end but we are all going to be caught up in the age of Aquarius which means love and peace will wonderfully come to us all. Anyway by 10:30 no one had come to my door bringing love and peace. I thought maybe if I left the front door open. This also hasn't worked so I shut it again. maybe I should start again at 18:12 but there will be mosquitos by then. Is this 'end of the world' going to be a one off or will it happen again tomorrow?

[Guest]

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[Guest]

The time is not yet. Let's be precise on this important moment in the history. Mayans were scientists who's year started on winter solstice.

The exact moment for this is today 11:12 UT. That would be 18:12 in Thailand.

I read that it was to be at 10:05, but it didnt say which time zone. The world is not going to end but we are all going to be caught up in the age of Aquarius which means love and peace will wonderfully come to us all. Anyway by 10:30 no one had come to my door bringing love and peace. I thought maybe if I left the front door open. This also hasn't worked so I shut it again. maybe I should start again at 18:12 but there will be mosquitos by then. Is this 'end of the world' going to be a one off or will it happen again tomorrow?

There is the exact time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_solstice 11:12 UT/GMT aka 18:12 Thai time.

[Patsycat]

I'm still here in Geneva, I think. Perhaps I'm a sort of ghost.

[whybother]

25 minutes to go ...

[baboon]

It is starting to get very dark all of a sudden...

[Swiss1960]

I was in Soi 6 earlier. I started to prepare for my end by choosing seventy two virgins for my afterlife. I am still looking! So many bars, so many girls and so little time.

Found any virgin, yet? I mean, above the legal age limit?

Odds are higher to find 72 ladyboys on soi 6 than find 1 single virgin

[chiang mai]

It is starting to get very dark all of a sudden...

Don't be afraid, it'll be just like nothing happened.

[Payboy]

It is starting to get very dark all of a sudden...

Taking of the sunglasses might help.

[canuckamuck]

I finally get to pull the Mad Max car out of the garage

[khunPer]

18:12 and still here

[cloudhopper]

OMG...it's full of stars!

[Rinrada]

Got the beer on ice...and thinking about opening that new bottle of Bombay Saffire Gin.......drat no limes .....must go and pick some...

[baboon]

Well, that was a bit crap, wasn`t it?