So anyways, I goes down to this place in BKK and buys me a Reliant Robin. Wicked little motor, innit.

And now all them well cool HI-SO chicks is like givin' me the eye and tryin' to get it on. Know what I mean?

And then I meets up with this Vietnamese bird.

And I sez to her -- get into my machine and we can drive on out.

Coz I know this little bar where we can dance and shout.

And I sez -- it's just a drive out on the highway and it ain't take too long to ride.

And I explains that we can park my motor somewhere and then walk inside.

You with me?

Anyways, we both got pissed up on Chang and then I done her in the back seat. Know what I mean?

So .... what motor is you blokes got?

Who is this clown?

Who is this clown?

That would be Sacha Baron Cohen, known in this incarnation as Ali G....

....and this thread has absolutely no business being in General, so its off to pub with you, aye!

and LondonPete, how about something original for a change?

Bit tiring really. Lets give it a page and see whether we shut you down or not.....

On second thoughts ...

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