What's All The Fuss About?

[kevjohn]

Two Newfies walk into a pet shop in St. John's and walk over

to the bird section and Gerry says to George, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage

up dere,' says George.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

George and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get

into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of Signal Hill.

At Signal Hill Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and

says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'He takes two birds out of the box, puts
one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. George watches as the budgies fly
off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, George shakes

his head and says, '<deleted> dat. Dis budgie jumping is too <deleted>'n dangerous for
me!'

THERE'S MORE...

Moments later; Seamus arrives. He's been to the pet shop too

and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one
hand and a shotgun in the other.

'Hi, George, watch dis,' Seamus says. He takes a parrot from

the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the
cliff with the gun. George watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and
shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

George shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting

either!'

IT IS NOT OVER YET...

George is just getting over the shock of losing two friends

when Bren appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard

box out of which he pulls a chicken. Bren then takes the chicken by its legs
and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down until he hits a rock and
breaks his spine.

Once more George shakes his head. '<deleted> dat, lads. First

dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... And now
Bren and his damn hengliding!'